Bunch of idiots…

The headline: “Captain Pierce” mashes record

Seriously, what a bunch of idiots. First of all, getting 170 temporary piercings just to get your name in a book is ridiculous. If you want to do it for yourself, fine, go for it… But if you're operating under the delusion that this somehow is something to be proud of, grow up. It's a meaningless record, and trying to break it for breaking's sake isn't worth it.

In any case, and this goes out to the brilliant folks at Guinness (who I have told this to repeatedly, but they don't care): IT IS NOT A RECORD! Gauntlet Magazine documented a 12-hour session where 6000 (yes, six thousand) piercings were done on one person. I believe it was issue #15, which you can order online… I have the issue here so I'll try and dig it up to confirm the issue number and who did the piercings.

In any case, it was fully documented with a ton of witnesses and photos and video as well, and Guinness knows about it (I know because I have told them on multiple occasions — they come to me regularly to ask me questions about bodmod records)… I guess because it fell inside the SM world rather than that “freakshow world” it somehow doesn't count.

D.B. Cooper 30-year aniversary

I just got back bailing Marty's car out of car prison… $137 isn't bad for a loitering charge and about 30 hours in lock-down, right? Mercury Rev last night was AMAZING. Really good show… Not what I expected as far as a stage presence though, I guess I was still sort of expecting David Baker. If you'd like to listen to the show, you can click here for a streaming hour long concert!

My plan for today is start pushing BME's multilingualism farther, which will mean a lot of software changes under the hood. As you know, I was not born speaking English, nor was English ever spoken to me as a baby or young child. Then I was put into the school system where of course I learned English, but they took it a big step farther and forced me to speak without any accent and did everything they could to stop me from expressing myself in a way that reflected someting other than who they were. As far as I'm concerned it was a massive violation of my rights, and I don't want to be a person that continues that process… So I'm doing what I can to make BME multilingual.

I haven't mentioned any news in a while, it's making me sick to do so. I hoped that when the Taliban surrendered it would be all over, but then the US announces that it won't accept their surrender. Not only that, but they've said that they won't take prisoners either… I'm not kidding — they've literally announced genocide — kill every last one is the order. I can't imagine this isn't an enormous violation of international law!

Remember the witchhunts? That's what we're in the middle of. Maybe it's good that my accent got raped out of me, or I might join it. Thank god a few brave people are starting to stand up against this — bravo to Oregon and Spain who've stood up against the FBI/CIA… Too bad most countries and states haven't grown balls yet.

I'm really unthrilled with any number of things happening now — shutting down the Somali internet and telecom facilities are just going to make that country go from hell to doublehell… And locally it's worst of all: greatly increasing government powers, military tribunals, the suspension of civil liberties, the rape of the constitution, and even viruses being developed by the FBI to spy on citizens.

If America keeps squandering its resources on this pointless crusade (it's not a war on terror, so don't try and tell me that lie), it's going to find itself left in the dust by countries like China.

PS. I wish I had a clever way to integrate this link.

Old pix


Going through an identity crisis after my return from Philadelphia? (No, my roommate was in hair school or something and had to practise).

A very cool plug made for me years by Jesse when he was still north of me!

Was I ever skinny and tattooless! Yak! Thank god I've got more color in me now.

Brent got these tattoos to cover up self inflicted facial branding… I met him on the streets of Philly.

I wish this car had never died… I really liked it, and it was the first car I ever put on the road.


Gerbil anyone?

First, the good news… I've got guests for the show tonight so that's all good. Forgot to mention that Techknight (and his xbox) and Blair came over last night to play videogames, and watch Enterprise… Then we went out for AMAZING Jamaican food at Irie.

Anyway, some experience funmail. The funny thing about the people that send this particular type is that they always have the same sort of email addresses (“kornfan4@aol.com”, “limpbzktchick@yahoo.com”, “xkornxloverx@hotmail.com” and stuff like that):


From: jessica fennelly <kornrose2@yahoo.com>
Subject: Re: my 9 sets of earrings


man fuck u all.......i tried copy,cut,and paste and it didn't work. i worked on this thing for at least 3 hrs. i thought the id listen to doctors orders and not type. if i had access to this site there would be countless numbers of PICTURES to look at. i have 25 piercings for christ sakes ! how am i not one of you? what the hell can u write about in 800 words? ive read some experiences and they mix the experiences! i fucking hate this! its like a school paper! i fucking hated school! no exceptace! writing sux! a homework assignment to see a couple BLURRY pictures of circus freaks

is this site a fucking country club for circus freaks ? should i fork my tongue and write a thousand word experience about it? or should i stick a gerbil up my ass and write a 2000 word essay on it?

fuck it ! i aint paying for this site. 30 bucks a month for internet is enough! so u can all eat me!!!!!!!

I guess that wasn't enough for them, so then they sent the following email over and over and over (until they thought I'd been “taught my lesson” I suppose — a total of seven times):


From: jessica fennelly <kornrose2@yahoo.com>
Subject: look at me


fuck u circus freaks! go stick gerbils up your ass

Wow! That was quite the zinger! I know I'll never reject another moronic experience. Boy do I ever feel bad… I don't know what I can do to make myself whole again.

Oh, wait, I know! Time for the gerbils!

Fame and fortune

This time not mine… While doing laundry I flipped through today's NOW magazine, and who do I see featured but iWasCured's tigertante.

Now I'm off to try and find my minidisc player, and then to grab a mic for it that can handle the loud volume of a concert. I'm going to see Mercury Rev tonight and they have said they don't mind if the show is recorded.