First, the good news… I've got guests for the show tonight so that's all good. Forgot to mention that Techknight (and his xbox) and Blair came over last night to play videogames, and watch Enterprise… Then we went out for AMAZING Jamaican food at Irie.
Anyway, some experience funmail. The funny thing about the people that send this particular type is that they always have the same sort of email addresses (“kornfan4@aol.com”, “limpbzktchick@yahoo.com”, “xkornxloverx@hotmail.com” and stuff like that):
From: jessica fennelly <kornrose2@yahoo.com>
Subject: Re: my 9 sets of earrings
man fuck u all.......i tried copy,cut,and paste and it didn't work. i worked on this thing for at least 3 hrs. i thought the id listen to doctors orders and not type. if i had access to this site there would be countless numbers of PICTURES to look at. i have 25 piercings for christ sakes ! how am i not one of you? what the hell can u write about in 800 words? ive read some experiences and they mix the experiences! i fucking hate this! its like a school paper! i fucking hated school! no exceptace! writing sux! a homework assignment to see a couple BLURRY pictures of circus freaks
is this site a fucking country club for circus freaks ? should i fork my tongue and write a thousand word experience about it? or should i stick a gerbil up my ass and write a 2000 word essay on it?
fuck it ! i aint paying for this site. 30 bucks a month for internet is enough! so u can all eat me!!!!!!!
I guess that wasn't enough for them, so then they sent the following email over and over and over (until they thought I'd been “taught my lesson” I suppose — a total of seven times):
From: jessica fennelly <kornrose2@yahoo.com>
Subject: look at me
fuck u circus freaks! go stick gerbils up your ass
Wow! That was quite the zinger! I know I'll never reject another moronic experience. Boy do I ever feel bad… I don't know what I can do to make myself whole again.
Oh, wait, I know! Time for the gerbils!
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