…oh god…
Steve is torturing me… He just paseed me this URL:
www.privateislandsonline.com
Fuck.
That's not even that much money. No more than buying a few houses in a city. That island is big enough that we could house a few hundred IAM members, plus more than enough farming to make it self sufficient, plus a server farm and IT offices to generate money… I'm not even kidding. This is my five-year goal…
(Not that island specificly, but that idea in general).
What did I eat for supper?
First I fried some extra firm tofu in Absolut Vodka. Then I chopped up all the veggies I had in the house (onion, green pepper, zuccini, and mushroom) and threw those in too. Then I poured half a bottle of leftover “green monster” juice, and covered that with sprouts. Then I added a package of scallops and covered it with soy sauce. Then I had to transfer it to a bigger pan to fry it up with chow mein noodles. I sprayed it down with garlic spray and then poured on half a bottle of Dave's Island Stinger (a rum cooler). Finally I poured on a bunch more soy sauce and then let it sit.
I went to go and do work in the other room — just for a few minutes in theory but I forgot I was cooking… Until, of course, I was alerted by a burning smell. Thank god I'd cooked a lot — even though the bottom half was burned beyond recognition, the top half was still VERY yummy.
My kitchen guerilla editing suite:
As most of you know, some of you saw, and a handful of took part in, PornForPunks spent about six hours in my basement shooting with IAM members at the July 1st BBQ. They've posted the three photosets, and have a few hundred more photos to add over the next week I'm told.
You can go to their site and check it out, but you'll have to drop $7.95 and get yourself a password.
