FAVORITE BEER: Fin Du Monde, although I've been drinking Crest “Hobo's Delight” 10% Super lately. Well, I've cut down to drinking probably less than once a week, so don't read that wrong.
DO YOU NEED LUBRICANT: I think that would be the Fin Du Monde.
FAVORITE VEGETABLE: Snow peas? But I like most vegetables.
LEAST FAVORITE VEGETABLE: That horrible thing that tastes like licorice. If I have to choose one I know the name too, I'm not a fan of tomatos (unless they're the tiny ones).
FAMOUS PERSON YOU'D LEAST LIKE TO SHAG: Fame is less exciting or appealing than it seems. What do I want to shag a stranger for?
SNOW OR RAIN: Rain. Unless it's wet snow on a warm day.
DO THE ENDLESS LISTS OF BANDS ON PEOPLE'S IAM PAGES ANNOY YOU: Only because they're all the same.
FAVORITE TATTOO STYLE: Black black black. I also like East LA stuff…
DO YOU TRUST HOME PREGNANCY TEST RESULTS: Sure.
DID HANNIBAL MAKE YOU PUKE: I didn't see it, but I highly doubt there would have been any puking.
FAVORITE STORY FROM CHILDHOOD: The Voyage of the Dawntreader.
SUNRISE OR SUNSET: Sunset.
LEVEL OF EDUCATION: Partial BFa, visual art. Partial BSc, computer/cognitive science. Odds of completing either: Pretty much zero.
LUXURY HOTEL OR CAMPING: All of the above.
FAVORITE SMELL: I don't think smell is a sense that I give much priority to, but I like the smell of the ocean.
EVER TOUCHED A DEAD PERSON/ANIMAL: Touched — many times. Killed — many times. I've even handled a human brain.
DOES YOUR BODY REACT BADLY TO ACRYLIC JEWELRY: No, but my sense of aesthetics does.
HOW LONG CAN YOU GO WITHOUT SLEEP AND STILL FUNCTION: Years.
FAVORITE CITY: Toronto, by far.
DREAM JOB: There's no such thing. I don't want a job.
WHAT ARE YOU BAD AT THAT YOU'D LIKE TO BE GOOD AT: Nothing.
DO YOU BELIEVE IN REVENGE: As the Klingons say, it's a dish best served cold.
WHAT'S THE QUICKEST YOU'VE BEEN FIRED: Fired? I think you have to have a job for that. I have never been fired.
YOUR MIDDLE NAME: David.
