I love getting funmail from guys like this. They're all pretty much the same:
- Hotmail account, sometimes AOL.
- Work at McDonalds, sometimes at a gas station.
- Use their mother's computer, sometimes their big sister's.
- Spend their nights jacking off to ConsumptionJunction and Stileproject.
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From: "John Hopkins" <hopkins68@hotmail.com>
To: glider@bmezine.com, submissions@bmezine.com
Subject: You people are fucked in the head
Date: Fri, 01 Jun 2001 11:37:27 -0400
I found a link to your website after veiwing a picture of some fucking DUMB ass suspending himself by hooks Hellraiser style- featured on ConsumptionJunction.com.
So I then, out of the compelling nature of human curiousity, went to check out the website. The piercing was nothing new to me, but the "ritual" shit and the "pocketing" shit had to be the most fucked up, ignorant form of unessecary body mutilation I have EVER seen in my life. I guess you really need to have a few srews lose to do anything like that to yourself- or have an unbelievably LOW self esteem. How about mountain biking or something?
Try something as timple as knitting- perhaps that would be more constructive than fucking yourself's up forever.
Shannon- who I beleive is the fucked up yink with the hoola hoops through his ears has some serious issues. What the fuck are you going to look like when you are 60? You'll look even more rediculous than you do now. Are you trying to prove something? I guess you would say, "I don't have to prove anything to anyone" Bull- shit. A picture of your bloody head- that's a great way to display yourself. Must make mom proud you think?
Can any of the poeple on here find normal job, or do you all work in piercing shops sticking needles in each other all day.. Sounds like a great time.
As for those hellraiser type looking jamoaks, hanging themselves by hooks- try a rope around the neck. You will avoid the humiliation of your neighbors looking at you in disgust, and have a much quicker death than when the infections set in.
I apologise for this nasty email, as I'm not normally like this- I am only an average asshole who can only watch from a distance and wonder- what the fuck is wrong with these people. All I can say is I'm sorry.. Truly sorry.
Yours truly,
someone who has no right to talk about what you are doing....
Good luck with your life and future- or lack thereof. The punch line is that he describes the ideal goal of a person is to “find a normal job.” Ha, ha… Who do I feel sorry for?
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