FDA approved?

Signs like this hang outside many studios. Some are reputable, some are not. But know what you're reading — safe and sterile should be a given in any studio, and I hope that by now most of you can identify a sterile studio.

As far as “licensed”, that's usually meaningless — there is no licensing in the US or anywhere else in the world that speaks for the quality of the piercer. It often means that nothing but a cursory inspection has been done by an unqualified member of the local health board. Finally, there is NO SUCH THING as FDA approved jewelry. Some of the materials in the jewelry may be approved for use in food services or implants, but they are not approved (or unapproved) for use in body jewelry.

Never trust a sign — educate yourself, and you will be able to make safe decisions for yourself and your friends.

Pulling

Thanks to enthalphy for these pictures of stompyboy and crew pulling. They're not on BME yet because Jon uses .tar to send files, and my bots just aren't that smart…

Corsetry

Thanks to Erica for sending this to me. The ENQUIRER may think they have the “exclusive”, but she's had photos on BME since February 1999. Fourteen inches is a stunning size to cinch down to — my neck is bigger than that!

Oh, and this September 12th update is going to be a beast. I have only about a fifth of the images processed and I think I've added around 500 so far.

"Ooooops"

This is not a story that I wrote. It's a story from about three years ago on bme/HARD. Thought some of you might find it amusing:

I had my PA for about two years when I ran into trouble for the first time. My PA is a 3/4″circular barbell. One of its advantages is that I can remove it myself for short periods of time, like showering after using the gym at work. My girl likes it, too, because of the two large balls. She says they are very stimulating during sex.

My problem began during a hot session about six months ago. Both of us like anal sex, and that night we were really going at it. All of a sudden, I felt a sharp pain in my cock. I stopped for a second or two, then thrusted again. I felt something weird was happening, and when I pulled out, sure enough, my jewelry was gone! When I told my girl, she went ape shit on me! She started crying and yelling to get it out. I told her to calm down, and that I would try to find the ring.

She was so upset, that I decided to get some K-Y Jelly, and try to retrieve my jewelry. I slipped my finger up her ass as far as I could, but I couldn't even feel it. I had her bear down, but still nothing. Now she was becoming hysterical.

She told me she wanted to go to the ER. She refused to believe that this was no big deal, and that nature would take care of the problem. She kept saying she wanted it out right away. I couldn't stand the thought of going to the hospital in the middle of the night, and explaining what had happened to the nurses and doctors. Then an idea struck.

I told her to relax, and that I would be right back. Luckily, there's a 24 hour drug store not far from my place. I got what I needed and returned to find my girl wrapped up in the covers, still crying. I told her that before we went to the hospital, there was one thing I wanted to try. I showed her the Fleet Enema box bought, and that started a new round of protests and crying.

At first she refused to even hear about it. She said she never had an enema, and was scared it would hurt and she was also worried that the ring would tear her when it came out. I reassured her as best I could, but I told her she had to have it before I would drive her to the ER. She finally agreed, and I gently gave it to her in bed.

After only a couple of minutes, she began yelling that she had to go. I made her hold it for a full five minutes, then I helped her to the bathroom. I won't go through the messy details, but you can imagine what happened. I did get my jewelry back, though, and we avoided the stares and giggles that we would have had to endure at the ER!

We laugh about it now, but it was a pretty bad that night. Now I check to make sure each ball is tight each time before the action begins.

Another call to action

The vote is on I believe Tuesday, so this one is urgent. As I linked in the diary entry below, New York is attempting to re-ban tattooing. Click here to read the bill.

If you're in New York, you can click here to find out who your representative is — contact them directly. If you're not in New York, you can contact the writer of the bill, Sam Colman at 845-624-4601 or 518-455-5118 or via email at colmans@assembly.state.ny.us. Below is a copy of the letter I sent to him and almost every other assembly member as well. Feel free to adapt it for your own purposes:


Dear Sam Colman,

Cc: Assembly Members

In regards to Bill A07900 (sponsored by Colman), regarding the prohibition of tattoo studios operating within a one thousand foot radius of schools, parks, playgrounds, churches, and places of recreation, I raise my strongest objections.

While I do believe some level of legislation is needed to ensure that body modification studios meet minimum standards to ensure public safety (for example, the use of an autoclave to sterilize tools), I'm not at all sure what you are attempting to achieve with this prejudicial law.

The requirement for tattoo studios to keep distant from schools and parks achieves nothing positive. Laws are already in effect banning children from being tattooed, so you are only left with the concern that studios are showing minors "adult material". Why make this specific to tattooing? Ignoring the fact that I have never seen a tattoo studio present public advertising that is somehow inappropriate for minors, targeting this advertising specifically to tattoo studios is grossly prejudicial. This is a matter of public decency law and needs to be applied to all business. In addition, it is a law that should be applied to the nature of advertising, not to the entire existence of a business.

You also raise the concern that tattoo studios should not be located near drinking establishments. Again, ignoring the fact that most tattoo studios have strict policies forbidding their artists from working on anyone suspected of being intoxicated, why is this specific to tattoo studios? I am far more concerned that there are parking lots located within 1000 feet of practically every drinking establishment. This doesn't force the parking lots to be banned -- it simply enacts laws forcing people to drink responsibly. Why not simply enact a law banning a tattoo studio from tattooing drunks, rather than enacting an unfair law that penalizes thousands of responsible business owners.

Finally, my point of largest concern is the banning of tattoo studios near churches. This is a very dangerous and frightening first step -- the law should never be dictated by the moral objections of religion. A church has the authority to tell its congregation to avoid tattoos, but attempting to force its doctrine on the rest of the community is not only unethical, it is illegal under the constitution. Additionally, as a minister in the legally recognized Church of Body Modification, I am deeply concerned that this law in effect sanctions one religion in its attempt to commit an act of genocide on another. Would you allow the Catholic church to ban Buddhist temples within 1000 feet of them?

In any case, I hope you understand that while I'm sure this law is well-meaning, it is far too broad. If there are problems that you have identified with a small percentage of tattoo studios (such as the inappropriate advertising, or unethical tattooing of drunks), please do institute laws to protect the public from them. But dont create laws that protect people from dog bites by killing every dog. Dont create laws that protect people from building bombs by eliminating science classes from school. Tattoos are a positive influence in the lives of millions of Americans (one in ten Americans are tattooed), and ultimately, something that they have a right to pursue, and something that tattoo studios have a right to offer responsibly.

If you would like assistance or advice on drafting a replacement law, please do not hesitate to contact me.

Sincerely,

Rev. Shannon Larratt
Minister, Church of Body Modification
Publisher, Body Modification Ezine

If you'd like it, here is a list of email addresses of other members which you can CC to. I don't know how many will read their email before the vote, so PLEASE call your local representative as well, if not Colman himself.

colmans@assembly.state.ny.us, barrar@assembly.state.ny.us, bacallj@assembly.state.ny.us, arroyoc@assembly.state.ny.us, acampop@assembly.state.ny.us, abbatep@assembly.state.ny.us, calhoun@assembly.state.ny.us, cahillk@assembly.state.ny.us, butlerm@assembly.state.ny.us, burlind@assembly.state.ny.us, brodskr@assembly.state.ny.us, brennaj@assembly.state.ny.us, boylep@assembly.state.ny.us, boylanw@assembly.state.ny.us, contej@assembly.state.ny.us, coltonw@assembly.state.ny.us, cohena@assembly.state.ny.us, clarkb@assembly.state.ny.us, christj@assembly.state.ny.us, casalep@assembly.state.ny.us, carroza@assembly.state.ny.us, canestr@assembly.state.ny.us, finchg@assembly.state.ny.us, ferrard@assembly.state.ny.us, fasoj@assembly.state.ny.us, farrelh@assembly.state.ny.us, evea@assembly.state.ny.us, espaila@assembly.state.ny.us, errigoj@assembly.state.ny.us, engles@assembly.state.ny.us, eddingp@assembly.state.ny.us, dinowij@assembly.state.ny.us, dingaj@assembly.state.ny.us, dinapot@assembly.state.ny.us, destitr@assembly.state.ny.us, delmonf@assembly.state.ny.us, davisg@assembly.state.ny.us, dandrer@assembly.state.ny.us, crouchc@assembly.state.ny.us, jacobsr@assembly.state.ny.us, hoyts@assembly.state.ny.us, hikindd@assembly.state.ny.us, higginb@assembly.state.ny.us, herbstm@assembly.state.ny.us, hayesj@assembly.state.ny.us, gunthej@assembly.state.ny.us, gromaca@assembly.state.ny.us, greenea@assembly.state.ny.us, greenr@assembly.state.ny.us, grannis@assembly.state.ny.us, gottfrr@assembly.state.ny.us, gordond@assembly.state.ny.us, glickd@assembly.state.ny.us, gianarm@assembly.state.ny.us, galefs@assembly.state.ny.us, flanagj@assembly.state.ny.us, littlee@assembly.state.ny.us, johns@assembly.state.ny.us, kaufmas@assembly.state.ny.us, kleinj@assembly.state.ny.us, kolbb@assembly.state.ny.us, koond@assembly.state.ny.us, labrios@assembly.state.ny.us, lafayei@assembly.state.ny.us, lavellj@assembly.state.ny.us, lentolj@assembly.state.ny.us, levys@assembly.state.ny.us, lopezv@assembly.state.ny.us, oconnem@assembly.state.ny.us, nortzh@assembly.state.ny.us, normanc@assembly.state.ny.us, nesbitc@assembly.state.ny.us, murrayk@assembly.state.ny.us, morellj@assembly.state.ny.us, millsh@assembly.state.ny.us, millmaj@assembly.state.ny.us, millerj@assembly.state.ny.us, mclaugb@assembly.state.ny.us, mcenenj@assembly.state.ny.us, mayersn@assembly.state.ny.us, matusow@assembly.state.ny.us, markeym@assembly.state.ny.us, manninp@assembly.state.ny.us, magnarw@assembly.state.ny.us, mageew@assembly.state.ny.us, lusterm@assembly.state.ny.us, oaksr@assembly.state.ny.us, ortlofc@assembly.state.ny.us, seamand@assembly.state.ny.us, scozzad@assembly.state.ny.us, schimmr@assembly.state.ny.us, scarbow@assembly.state.ny.us, sanders@assembly.state.ny.us, robachj@assembly.state.ny.us, riverap@assembly.state.ny.us, riveraj@assembly.state.ny.us, cumminp@assembly.state.ny.us, ravitzj@assembly.state.ny.us, pretloj@assembly.state.ny.us, prentir@assembly.state.ny.us, powella@assembly.state.ny.us, perryn@assembly.state.ny.us, paulina@assembly.state.ny.us, sweeney@assembly.state.ny.us, wrightk@assembly.state.ny.us, wirths@assembly.state.ny.us, winnerg@assembly.state.ny.us, wertzr@assembly.state.ny.us, weprinm@assembly.state.ny.us, weisenh@assembly.state.ny.us, weinsth@assembly.state.ny.us, warnerr@assembly.state.ny.us, vanna@assembly.state.ny.us, townsed@assembly.state.ny.us, tonkop@assembly.state.ny.us, thielef@assembly.state.ny.ustediscj@assembly.state.ny.us, sullivf@assembly.state.ny.us, strings@assembly.state.ny.us, stranir@assembly.state.ny.us, stephew@assembly.state.ny.us, spanom@assembly.state.ny.us, speaker@assembly.state.ny.us