In the morning…

I'm off to process experiences in a few minutes (probably for Sunday's update), but before that I thought I'd mention a few news stories. On the BME feed, check out the one from Japan (funny street commentary about tattoos), and the one from Lebanon (a longer article about the tattoo “fad”).


BME News Feed
Jan 11: PA: Teacher may be fired for te…
Jan 11: TX: (Austin) Tattoo convention p…
Jan 11: Japan: What do you think of tatt…
Jan 11: NM: If the inky deities have som…
Jan 11: USA: The sex-change charade (…
Jan 10: NY: Catholics recommend castra…
Jan 10: Lebanon: Art with a difference -…
Jan 9: CA: Bumfights tattoo artist says th…
Jan 9: UK: Shaun's game of two calves
Jan 9: TX: Ft.Worth tattoo shop acts as C…

Let's take a quick look at Bush finances. When King Bush I left power, he'd smashed the economy into having a $290 billion deficit — the worst on record. Then Clinton managed to rebuild things, and in 2000 had a $236 billion surplus, the best ever. Then King Bush II seized power, and is now expected to push the deficit to a record setting $350 billion — many analysts are predicting that annual defense spending could soon reach a half TRILLION dollars a year.

Yes, America is very rich by global standards, but it's not that rich. There is no way America can spend this much money and maintain a first world standard of living for its citizens.

Something else that Bush has cut — condoms. When Bush came into power, the US donated about 800 million condoms to the third word anually. But now, since this is a “Christian” government, those donations are down to 300 million. I'll let you decide whether they're doing that do destabilize Africa, or whether they're doing it for some misguided holy war reason.

In further bad news, Canada may join the “axe of evil”.

So, the US says it “knows for a fact” that Iraq has weapons of mass destruction, and that it shouldn't have to provide evidence to invade, even though the UN flatly denies US claims. America can't seriously expect the international community to believe it. The fact is, if you have a history of being a deceitful and warmongering nation, people just assume you're lying. So you have to provide evidence… and saying “we have lots of evidence that we can't show you” just doesn't cut it.

PS. Remember North Korea? Recent quotes from the government include “Korean war will finally lead to the Third World War” and “let's see who will win and who will be defeated in this standoff” and the news recently warned North Koreans about “reckless military moves of the US warmongers”. In addition, it's planning on restarting firing missiles, and has said it will “mercilessly wipe out” any nation that confronts it.

Two new shirts

Thanks to brennan.X (the Zombie BMEgirl) and Johann (the Hanya design), we are sending the two shirts below off to press first thing on Monday (along with the contributor shirts too with luck). The shirt color for Johann's is still up for debate. I'm thinking black on a slightly off white shirt — feel free to make your opinion known in the BMEshop forum.

Thank you again to the many fine artists on IAM that have helped make shirts for BMEshop — we couldn't do it without your help!

"Evidence"

Rob took this picture of me about ten minutes after breaking my wrist on Phil's ATV. Well, on the ground to be precise — the ATV just helped me get there faster, and in style. But I'll say again: I'd do it again. Or to put it better: I will do it again*. While I look pretty damn unhappy in the picture, I was fun.

When that picture was taken I was in pretty enormous amounts of pain (that's why I look weird in it, plus the mud of course), although because of the endorphin rush it didn't really bother me… And in hindsight, it's probably the pain rush that got me so drunk. By the end of the night I was utterly trashed, even though I'd drank not even a dozen bottles (at the previous summer's BBQ I drank a 24, including strong 8% – 9% beers).


* Rachel did buy me wristguards, so hopefully I won't break my wrist again. That's no fun.

Looking up?

A very wise man recently said to me,

Do you think that when Christ is lying there and they're nailing the nails in he's saying, "Oh man, does that hurt!"? He's probably looking at the guy who's nailing him with absolute compassion. He digs why the cat's doing it. What he's stuck in. How much dust covers his eyes. Why he's got to be doing it.

That's the way it is.

He said the night before, "Well, tomorrow is the big trip. Yeah - right - these are the nails. Wow! Look at that!"

Am I who is being pained? No! That's the thing. Once you know that then: Pleasure & Pain, Loss & Gain, Fame & Shame, are all the same. They're all just happening.

Anyway, maybe that'll help me think about TOS related things. On the good news front, a friend of mine offered to lend me his Ferrari 355 to enter BME into the Gumball 3000. I wouldn't be there since it's in the US this year, land of prisons, but it will be IAM-er manned if it happens. The car is a little dated, but still awesome:

Of course, if my friend comes along, then we can enter his Lamborghini which would be even cooler. Seriously, how fun would that be? Tearing down the highway in a Lamborghini Diablo with a big BME logo emblazoned on the hood?

Hello, my name is Shannon and I'm a ten year old boy.

January 10, 2003

First, I really want to get a copy of the MindCandy DVD, but their page got slashdotted so it's offline. The only good thing about that is I got a nostalgia kick from the “NAID WILL RISE AGAIN” banner on one of the mirrors. But seriously, why can't these servers handle the load? I've been slashdotted and I've been farked and never had a problem…

The crazy script that's life today:

Bush: Iraq is in violation of the UN, he kicked out the weapons inspectors in 1998.

Iraq: Well, you pulled them out, and they weren't inspectors, they were the CIA.

Bush: If you don't let them back in and obey the UN, we'll invade!

Iraq: Ok, ok, we'll let them in.

Inspectors: We haven't found anything yet, Iraq appears to be largely disarmed.

Bush: That's proof! If you can't find weapons, that means they must be hiding them! Britain and the US know it, too bad the UN doesn't.

Britain: Well, actually, we don't have any evidence either. Please wait to invade until we have evidence.

Bush: Who cares. We're invading with or without evidence, and with or without UN approval. You might think that makes us a rogue state, but let me make things clear. Me and Ashcroft have one thing to say to any who doubt us: WE REPRESENT GOD, YOU FUCK.

Inspectors: Honestly, we haven't found anything.

Bush: We know that Iraq bought aluminum tubing, that can be used to make nukes!

UN Nuclear Agency: No, those tubes aren't for that. They're for rockets.

Bush: He'll use those rockets to launch chemical attacks on our troops!

Worrier: If you're saying Saddam has chemical weapons, won't our boys be in danger?

Bush: No! We're giving them all experimental vaccinations, don't worry.

Military: Well, actually we don't have enough to do that.

Bush: Yeah, but we've got the best medics in the world. Let's Roll!

Military: To be honest, we don't have enough medics either.

Bush: I'm sure we can pay a private contractor to do it for us.

Worrier: But we can't pay for the war already!

Bush: No worries, Iraq has oil. We'll use that to pay to invade them.

Worrier: I hear that North Korea has nukes that can incinerate Los Angeles. Why are you focusing on Iraq?

Bush: Don't worry, we've got the missile defense shield.

Scientists: Well actually it doesn't work… But no worries, we'll just skip the testing phase, so hopefully no one will figure it out until it's too late.

India: Hey, we just got some nuclear missiles too.

Pakistan: Small world! We did too. What a wonderful world this will be! We're naming ours “Ghauri”, after the Muslim warrior that defeated India in the 12th century. Bring it on!!!

Other than that, I recommend checking out Jon Cameron Mitchell's the sex film project… Maybe there are some folks here who'd like to usher in what may well be the future of filmmaking.