Draft the rich

Before I get into that, can anyone tell me why Paul Johnson was wearing US prison garb in his execution and hostage videos? (more, more)


As has been shown by the many sad interviews with the impoverished families of dead US soldiers, the majority of those dying are America's poor. They join the military machine often because they have no other way of escaping from poverty, only to discover that they've just traded one misery for another. Al Lorentz, currently stationed in Iraq, writes urging the draft be reinstated,

I find it patently un-American and unpatriotic to place the burden of war on a small stratum of society. War is a sad event that, in a great nation like the United States, should be shared equally.

There is the issue of whose children shall actually go and do the fighting and dying. I notice that the children of our political elite are not here with us in Iraq. We need to draft, right now, the children of every politician in our federal government and every executive in our military industrial complex. We must also draft the wife or husband of each politician and defense contractor.

They will be put into frontline combat units in the most dangerous areas. They could, for instance, be used as shock troops in operations like Najaf and Fallujah. After all, if it's good enough for our kids and spouses, it's got to be good enough for theirs.

These spouses and kids need to serve on a "first in, last out" basis. They will be required to roll up their sleeves and take the anthrax and other experimental injections and drugs that the soldiers do. They will go to war with the same equipment the rest of us use, and if there is a shortage of items like body armor, boots or uniforms, they will be at the end of the receiving line.

During war, those “helping the war along” with political action, supplying arms, gasoline, whatever, become monstrously wealthy while simultaneously living in total luxury and safety. With billions being spent on the war, every dead American soldier makes some company other million dollars. How is that right? Here's what I see: idealistic brave young people dying to make traitors rich, tricked with the aid of an ignorance the rich have worked very hard to ensure through the destruction of the rural economy, the school system, and every other tool of the people.

I was watching CNN yesterday and they were talking about some program the US government has started to help soldiers' familes donate money to properly supply the troops with the things they need… I guess it's no problem to come up with billions for Halliburton, but the men and women who are sacrificing their lives aren't worth that much. Does no one see how wrong it is to try and “trick” their equally poor communities into paying the bills that the government can't pay because they've already handed it all to wealthy buddies?

BMEfest is two weeks away!

Two weeks from today is BMEFEST!!!


Date: July 2, 2004
Location: Lamport Stadium, Toronto (King and Dufferin)

More info is on Blake and Badur's pages (and they deserve the credit for the success). We're expecting something like 400 to 800 people this year, and you will have to sign in with an IAM identity so don't think that you can gate-crash! Guests are fine, but officially it's one guest per member, so if you're going over that check first please (expired accounts are fine as long as they are still on the site).

I should let people know that MuchMusic is planning on being there, as will Guiness since there's a world record attempt (at least one that I know of) being done. There are a number of surprise guests in the works, and there are bands, vendors, a charity art auction, a beer tent, and of course tons and tons of wonderful people (which is the real reason for having it of course)!

Oh, and there are lots of shirts too… Below is the main one (which we have in lots of colors), and there are also ones for the Pain Olympics, for ModCon (what?), and for the various bands that are playing. Don't worry about requesting a shirt on the RSVP list by the way, it's got to be first-come-first serve (but we have lots). We'll get a full info page up with directions (driving and transit), full event details, and all that by Monday (well, Monday during the day some time).

Did they think this was a fairy tale?

"As we promised, we have beheaded the American hostage
Paul Johnson after the deadline passed."
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I'd like to rewind from reality a moment and describe a hypothetical situation.

Imagine if America was chock full of oil. Now imagine that China has run out of oil. So, the Chinese government strikes a deal with the US government to buy their oil. The US government then suspends elections, destroys civil rights, gets rid of the education system, the free press, blocks internet access, bans pop music and movies, and makes everyone but the wealthiest families slaves living far below the poverty line. All of the profits go to the country's rulers, and none of it goes to the people. Wealthy Chinese workers come and stay in five-star hotels, occasionally rape US schoolgirls for fun and are never punished, and on and on. To make matters worse, they try and ban your religion and tell you that you have to stop flying the stars and stripes.

That's what life is like — with the country names changed of course — from the point of view of the terrorists who chopped off Paul Johnson's head. Don't tell me that every patriotic American wouldn't wage the same guerrilla war if the roles were reversed. Like it or not, Paul Johnson was a part of an occupying force that was destroying the lives of millions of people in the area. It's not much of a shocker that they were brutally pissed off about it. But that should be obvious and it's not what I want to talk about.

They say did it because their “demands” were not met. Those demands were for the release of various terrorist suspects, as well as the complete withdrawal of Westerners from the Arabian peninsula.

Here's my advice to America: DO IT. Call their bluff.

Complete withdrawal.

Fuck 'em. Pull out of the Arabian peninsula. Pull every single US asset out of the Middle East. Call in any debts they have to us. Repossess all the jets, missiles, bombs, tanks, guns, and Hummers we've sold them. Stop buying oil from them and cut off their income totally. See how happy they are without our money. Cancel all foreign aid — don't even sell them food. In America, use biodiesel and other domestic sources of fuel (it's cheaper anyway). Let them figure out how to live on their own without our help, since these messed up dictatorships that we keep supporting (and unsupporting) are clearly not helping us or them.


Here's a truth, and it's one that humans had better figure out if we want to be the Gods of the universe. I don't know about you, but I want humans to not only dominate this solar system, but I want us to spread out over the entire galaxy and beyond. But I digress:

The Earth will again face a natural disaster that has the potential to wipe out much of the human race and the rest of the life on the planet. It has happened many times before, and it will happen many times again.

We will go into another ice age like in The Day After Tomorrow. An underwater earthquake or island collapse will cause 500 foot tsunamis to strike the world's coasts (which is where nearly every major city is located). An asteroid will strike us. All of those will happen — we just don't know when. It could be in a thousand years or it could be tomorrow. We could also face runaway errors of our own creating; a robot apocalypse or a plague. While we can try and avoid the problems we create ourselves, we can't stop the ones fate throws at us.

We're really going to feel like a bunch of dumbasses when we realize we've frittered away all of our resources on something as ignorant as war when our species is really put to the test.

Vive le Canada

I went and did my Canadian voter registration today since I'm in a new riding since the last election. It's very easy to do, so honestly, if you're a Canadian who can vote, you're a real dumbass if you don't go to the effort as well. If you don't vote you really have no right to the benefits of being a citizen — and certainly no right to complain when Steven Harper, Canada's George Bush, becomes elected and screws up Canada as badly as Bush has screwed up America. We've already seen one great country nearly destroyed by poor leadership and a lack of public spirit (a majority of the people who have been hurt by Bush didn't even vote in the last US election). Don't let that sickness spread here.

Even if you don't believe in the election process, you need to go and vote for some crazy fringe candidate to send that message. If you just stay at home whining about it and watching cartoons, your voice isn't heard. Educate yourself about your choices, and cast the vote that you think best represents you:

Main parties: NDP | Green | Liberal | Conservative
Smaller parties: Canadian Action | Marijuana | Communist | Marxist-Leninist | Christian Heritage

When you've found a party that you feel represents your values, take a look at your local representatives, and research both them and their party online — it's easy to search old news archives. There is no excuse at all for being ignorant on this subject.

Another image update posted

I've just posted an image update with I think around 1,600 or so new pictures. Thank you to all the contributors, and to Phish and Lilly for being on the cover. (If that's all you wanted to know, stop reading now).


So earlier today Bush said that the Iraqis will be allowed to have Saddam back for the trial once power has been transferred to them… However, he's saying that the time of this transfer is unknown, citing “security concerns”, namely, that Saddam will escape and come back to power (more, more). What? Isn't the more obvious concern that the Iraqis won't give him a trial at all, and will just execute him? We know Bush doesn't have a problem with executions (more)! So what does Bush know that we don't know? Here are two possibilities:

  1. The Iraqis want Saddam back.
  2. Saddam still has a large power base in Iraq and is not “defeated” yet.

Neither of those is particularly likely unless we've been totally misled as to the experience of the average Iraqi (which is quite possible), but they would explain Bush's statements in a way a little more intriguing than “he's a numbskull.” All that said, I guess the Occam's Razor solution is probably that his handlers have said “it will be a PR nightmare if we send him back to a show trial and a public execution!”

Oh, and Iraq is potentially going to get even messier soon (more), with Iran building up troops along the border, just waiting for the American troops to leave… the Iranians are used to America siding with Iraq, as Ronald Reagan's government financed Saddam Hussein and supplied him with chemical weapons (more), helping make the Iran-Iraq war the longest international war of the 20th century. I know, Reagan was a likeable funny guy, but so is Satan. Don't be fooled by the made-for-TV funeral (more).


PS. In this upcoming election (anywhere in the world), if you want to know who to vote for, follow this one simple rule: Vote for the person who makes closest to the same amount of money as you do. People always protect their own caste first, and politicians are no different. (more, more).

Unless of course the reason that commoners keep electing aristocrats is 2,000+ years of eugenics?