Kindness to animals

What's going on in this photo?
I'm not sure if this is a caption contest or just a confused query.

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Fast computers

I've just placed an order request for a new laptop — I say “request” because the company isn't 100% sure they'll have it prepped for me in time for Mexico so I'm just waiting to hear back from them. If not, some of these specs get rolled back a generation… but either way it's more than enough machine to run BME from and do my development and writing work on.

Here are the basic specs (it's better than my current desktop):
  • 3.6 GHz P4, 800 Mhz bus, 1 MB L2 Cache
  • 1 GB RAM (max 4 GB, but I don't need that), 256 MB Video w/HDTV+SVideo out
  • 17″ WSXGA 1680×1025 resolution
  • Dual 80 GB SATA drives in a RAID-1 (mirrored) configuration, DVD-R+CD-R drive
  • 802.11b/g+Bluetooth, TV Tuner, 56K V90/V92Model, Gigabit ethernet
  • 102 key keyboard, touchpad, 5 speaker sound, 7-in-1 cardreader

The company I ordered from was on that was involved with (or was started by, I can't remember) some folks that my father and I used to do development work with, but unfortunately neither of them are still with the company so I didn't get any special treatment.

Narcissism rules IAM

Swirly Wanx Sinatra says this would be a good t-shirt to print. Somehow I think the customer base will not be the greatest; church membership is down lately. Hell, I'd go so far as to say this shirt is more of a cosmic TOS violation. I expect it to cause another hardware failure on the server.

That said, the markets drive the presses.

Do you want Freedom Fries with that?

“In Minnesota, pigs are being born with human blood in their veins. In Nevada, there are sheep whose livers and hearts are largely human.”

That's from the front cover of today's Washington Post. Interesting time to be alive, especially if you're a furry fan I suppose. Who needs to worry about a draft when armies of pig men really are on the horizon?

“Weissman says he is thinking about making chimeric mice whose brains are 100 percent human. He proposes keeping tabs on the mice as they develop. If the brains look as if they are taking on a distinctly human architecture — a development that could hint at a glimmer of humanness — they could be killed, he said.”

Remember, if something starts to seem to show humanity, kill it.

That's courtesy of France. Merci, meurtriers.

Old is new, new is old

Obsolete advanced technology fascinates me. For example, in the Victorian era, before the petroleum and internal combustion engine disaster period, steam power ruled. Not only were vehicles and factories and even motorcycles and power lawnmowers driven by steam, but in major cities like London, high pressure water lines snaked the city like power cables do today — instead of using electric motors, elevators were moved by hydraulic pressure, driven by steam pumps. The world of the past wasn't more primitive techologically than our own — it just had different technologies built around different sciences, and a much smaller palette of sciences to choose from.

Another example is acoustic “radar” — remember, RADAR as in detecting objects from far away using radio wave reflections didn't start to become viable until the mid 30s, and wasn't a mature technology until the well into WWII. However, Europe (and Japan and others) had been facing situations — like bombers approaching British shores — for longer than that: thus acoustic location technologies. Some of you may have seen the acoustic locater walls around England for example:

These structures are “tuned” to the shape of distant soundwaves of a certain location and frequency. When sound occurs in that distant location, these curved structures “focus” and amplify that sound locally, thus letting you know that a fleet of airplanes was thirty miles away, giving you time to prepare. Every second counted, and some regions literally carved these into beach cliffs and mounted microphones in them, sending their accoustic signal back to base.

A related piece of technology involved listening horns — literally like an old fashioned horn for those hard of hearing, but much larger, mounted on a tiltable base, and spread far apart. The end effect of this was a steerable acoustic telescope that could not only hear sounds at create distances, but due to stereo effects (the sound being louder on one side than the other), could also directionally locate the sound. By using four horns (two axis) and other multi-axis configurations, full-sky search ability was gained.

The left one is British and the right ones are Japanense. Anyway, it's worth reading about and maybe even experimenting a little bit. After all, if you take one of those pan-and-tilt webcams and used wire clothes hangers to build an armature to hold microphones, there wouldn't be much to programming a PIC (or a PC) to have the camera automatically follow whoever in the room is talking.

Well, I'm going to fiddle with these FTP functions a little more now. I'm hoping to have them running fully by the middle of next week.

PS. Douglas Self deserves an award for The Museum of RetroTech