CFNM

I guess this voodoo doll explains my dreams that night… I am not entirely sold on the unexpected penetration at the end but the rest was fun.

All African Countries Look Alike?

I'm not sure whether this is more offensive to people from any of the over fifty different countries on the African continent, or if it's just a general affront to anyone who's made it farther in school than, say, grade one. Good fight though — bring on the gladiatorial games so we don't notice the Empire crumbling!

Snow == Flights cancelled

Thus California March Break starts late for Nefarious….

On the Muppet Show tonight…

The Muppet Show was so cool when I was a kid. Dora never has any cool guests on her show, and they keep singing the same three or four songs over and over and over and over and over. Anyway, here's what kid's TV was like when I was a kid.

Alice Cooper…

Elton John…

Buddy Rich…

Floyd (the Muppet, not the Pink)…

If your parents wouldn't let you watch the Muppet Show, maybe you at least caught Stevie Wonder on Sesame Street?

Stay Classy, Crossways Mall Parking Lot

So because I needed my garage for building stuff rather than parking stuff, it's currently parked in Phil's building. It's not as if there are many camo Porsches in Toronto (so it's easy to find my contact details if you see the car and google it), so I suppose I shouldn't be too surprised at this email. I guess I need to buy a car cover. A locking car cover. A rubber locking car cover.

To: glider@zentastic.com
From: Not telling <oixdkvuwhbem@gmail.com>
Subject: Isn't this your Porsche?

Hope your warranty covers cumshots, dude.

Should I be angry or amused?