Stay Classy, Crossways Mall Parking Lot

So because I needed my garage for building stuff rather than parking stuff, it's currently parked in Phil's building. It's not as if there are many camo Porsches in Toronto (so it's easy to find my contact details if you see the car and google it), so I suppose I shouldn't be too surprised at this email. I guess I need to buy a car cover. A locking car cover. A rubber locking car cover.

To: glider@zentastic.com
From: Not telling <oixdkvuwhbem@gmail.com>
Subject: Isn't this your Porsche?

Hope your warranty covers cumshots, dude.

Should I be angry or amused?
Wow Shannon, that's really annoying! What is it, 1997 on Geocities? Retroweb is NOT cool!

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