Monthly Archives: April 2010

Pixels and Pets

Tomorrow after school we’re going to go play at the arcade and then see the “How To Train Your Dragon” movie in 3D (two adults, two kids) and even though it’s a children’s movie I think it will be fun and I remain a sucker for 3D, but today after school we made a brief visit to the park so Nefarious could return her woolly bear caterpillar to the wild to give it a better chance of survival on its quest to become a equally big fat beautiful moth. Still, it was a parting not without some fond sadness.

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We’d taken a footbridge to get to the forest path where we found the new home, but to get back to the car, Nefarious wanted to take a more “natural” bridge, so the three of us crawled across this fallen tree, both too large and too safely accessible for the park staff to put it on the removal list.

Today during the day I had an appointment at my bank and stopped by Scooter Girl, the toy store that’s next door. One of the things I got while I was there, an impulse purchase that I grabbed with the change in my pocket after having completed my main birthday transaction, were these “stiffy stuff” pouches. The cost was only $0.49 so I grabbed three of them. The idea is that the gelling powder inside instantly turns a liquid into a solid (Caitlin tells me it’s probably the same stuff that’s inside pads and diapers), and wow, it really does — instantly. Here’s a video of us trying it on Jones blue bubblegum soda. We tried it on urine as well, but don’t ask for a video because we didn’t make one, but please take my word for it that it works even better (I assume because it’s not cold and carbonated).

This may not do well in responses to the nagging emails I send from time to time about child support, which most recently were replied to with chiding that I’m always buying “garbage”… I also buy a lot of those little ball firecrackers that you throw at stuff and they explode on impact… I just can’t resist all that fun stuff and who knows, perhaps it will perform the death-of-a-thousand-duck-bites to my savings.

More justifiably, also at the toy store I got a new game called “Pixel”, which I think is from the “Blokus” people (and if it’s not, it feels like it is). The goal is to get three in a line, and every turn you place a single one of your color on the board. The location you can put it is the intersection of the two black arrows, and you can change one of them every turn (ie. so you can place your piece by changing either the x or the y coordinate, but not both, of the move before you)… Very simple rules, but surprisingly complex and enjoyable gameplay. We’ve tried it as both two and three player mode, each being quite different, and we’ve already started tweaking the rules, as is our way!

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Body modification investigation in Canada

I wanted to bump this entry up to the top with a “GREAT NEWS, EVERYONE!” update to it. Not that it dissolves the issues below of privacy violation, but the police have wrapped up their investigation of the case below and decided to not file any charges. So that’s a good day for body modification and general consensual human rights! (And a bad day for the asshole that tried to create a problem, haha!)

Original entry continues below.

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Some of you have already seen the recent story about an investigation into surgical body mods in Canada (specifically labial reduction in this case), including this story I was quoted in, talking about how rights of ownership of your own body are the primary human right from which all other rights stem — and pointing out that this is still way less dangerous than high school sports, which implies that this is not about safety, but is instead about pushing conservative mainstream morals onto people’s (admittedly kinky) private lives. Jesse, Russ, Joan, and others have also chipped in with a variety of views, including pointing out that it’s all well and good to say these are “medical procedures”, but when doctors won’t do most of the procedures (tongue splitting and nipple removal for example) it means nothing. Joan pointed out to one reporter that it’s also a women’s rights issue — why can a non-doctor mutilate a non-consenting baby boy’s genitals at home, but consenting adults can’t do the same to an informed adult woman?

Anyway, you might be thinking that the reason they’re talking about this case is that after Andrew Niland in North Bay died before his case (he was being charged with aggravated assault — even though as far as I know there was no complaining “victim” — over implants and other body modification procedures) could fully move through the courts, they wanted to test out the law on someone else… Thus someone else is picked to investigate. Unfortunately the reality is much, much more messed up.

What happened is that someone dropped off at city hall, the health board, and the police, a letter claiming that the studio where the procedure was done was regularly performing surgical mods on customers (a false allegation by the way — the procedure was being done non-commercially by one employee on another, and isn’t something that they ever do on customers as far as I know) — and to make matters worse, included an hour long DVD of the procedure being done, including audio of all the people there talking (including, ironically, the person filming saying that it would be bad if the footage fell into the wrong hands). So this was not something the police or anyone else would have gotten had a person with an agenda to harm those on the tape hadn’t gone out of their way to try and hurt them.

But it gets a whole lot more disturbing!!!

(There is lots more to this post after the picture)

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“Bomb” Animation (Essentially) Completed

I shouldn’t say I’m finished, but I’ve taken this project, which was just meant to be a test of whether I could create something that was audio-synchronized, as far as I’m going to. As you know, it’s an excerpt of the poem “Bomb” by Gregory Corso (read by him, with John Zorn in the background), animated by me using the free 2D animation tool Pencil (and some color tweaking in Photoshop, although it is just a black and white line drawing). I really had a ton of fun making this, but I’ve got other projects — and other people — and other programs to learn, so here you go! Click through for higher quality.

I am not going to colourize the whole thing, but I did do some experiments doing just that. If you’d like, click here to see a fragment of the colourization experiment for “Bomb”. In addition, because the video goes by very quickly, you should watch it a few times if you enjoy it because it’s hard not to miss a lot, or if you want you can also see it in 7.5 fps slow motion (which actually still goes by quite quickly).

If I had more time I’d do Marriage… it’s hilarious…

The Lizard People!

See, I always thought that the lizard people were either part of the right wing ruling cabal or some sort of codeword for the Jews, but according to this re-Captcha I just got, they are leftists… And oh yeah, Caitlin and I are off to see Iron Maiden when they play at the Molson Amphitheatre — my second time seeing them, and I can’t wait because it’s an awesome show — and we’re also going to see David Copperfield because I totally love magic shows… I wish he wasn’t adults only because I’d love to take Nefarious along. We’ve got great seats, so perhaps we’ll be dragged on stage!

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