We all get pretty funny comments from the authors of experiences. I say “we all” because even though I get the email, in theory the comments are directed at the people who reviewed the experience. Here is a selection of comments received when experiences were rejected:
Stretching My Earholes
FUCK YOU
the lip that God never forgot
hey u guys think y r really great then ehy dont you take this lousy site and shuve it up ur lousy ass cause i give a damn about tehis fuckall website
my meaning less story of a belly piercing
i cant be arsed to write it agian, u dont like it piss off
I got my fucking eye stabed!Now i'm fucking blind in one eye!
well that was interesting...first of all...i dont find it amusing that you keep making these smart ass remarks about me...such as "loser"...and that i make you sick...you make me sick you self-rightious bitch! that story WAS true...i dont give a fuck what u think or believe...and i think that you are an inhumorous, narrow-minded "LOSER" that has to have every little thing her way...your fucking site sucks big "FAT" hairy nuts if you ask me...it is so pathetic to ask so much out of ppl that are just interested in tattoos and piercings...there are way better sites on the web then ur shitty ass site...and what the fuck do you expect from a single story of getting my eyebrow pierced!!? how many fucking words do you think i can generate out of such a small story? that is way too much to ask for...the whole password thing is a crock of shit! so what if i trailed off to another experience...hell what was i suppose to do? say the same shit over and over again? or fuck i my as well made up a "fake" story as you so called mine,(in wich you are ignorant to the fact that it wasnt "fake") you prbably would have approved of that...and YOU are my definition of fake...a fucking snobby ass little bitch...fucking 800 words on one time i had...its not like it was a fucking journey to the other side of the world...i just went to a place and got it done...thats it...you ppl are so fucking narrow-minded...its ppl like you that feed my hate inside! fuck you...and it is not "kool" at the fact that you have to mail me dissing me from my experience...it wasnt yours...u dumb bitch...so go shove ur head up someone elses ass becasue i dont have the time for snobs like you....LMAO now i bet this tops my story for the worst piece of bullshit youve ever read...LMAO...and on the other side of the table...i will remember you...and this shit as the MOST BULLSHIT IVE EVER SEEN...among my family life...and you as THE MOST PATHETIC,CATHART IC SNOBBY BITCH OF BULLSHIT!.....among my parents...
sincerely,ragefully, and (disrespectfully) yours,
i hope you enjoyed it! >=)
...cunt...
and another thing...i wasnt talking about you when i said those women were fine...and as a matter of fact...i wasnt talking about them in general...i was talking about their pussies literally because they were getting their clits pierced...so that rules out that i was naming all women as "fine ass pussies"...so go fuck off you piece of dog shit! your quick to judge me...and your such a waste of the human race...have a nice day...and smile =)
lmao >=)
Home Done Inner Labia
WELL I GIVE UP I HAD DONE THE EXPERIENCE IN PARAGRAPHS AND WHEN I SUBMITED IT I DONT NO WOT HAPPENED TO THE. U CAN STICK BME UP YOUR ARSE NOW I ONLY WANTED TO HELP KEEP IT GOING WITH MY EXPERIENCE BUT OBVIOUSLY ITS NOT GOOD ENOUGH SO I WONT BOTHER AGAIN I WONT BOTHER LOOKING AT YOUR WEBSITE AGAIN EITHER I HOPE IT DIES A DEATH
Belly Beautifuul
erm scuse i fink u beta shut ur mouths i duno were u from like but where i live even 6 yr olds smoke and my name u sayin im a sick perve?????????????????? ur freaks ur telin me bout my spellin u acnt even spell half luk silly lil twats
AND DISSIN MY MUM U FUKIN TWATS Y SHUD I RESUBIT DAT FOR ALL U SHIT HEDS U FUKIN TWATS
A kick ass expierience
I'm going to cry, really I'm hurt...hahaha modification is life changing, yea, and so is taking a shit...And you shouldn't even ask for my money, go beg for someones elses dirty dollar, fuck you. You money hungy pieces of shit. You don't do anything for the money you've earned. Fuck you buddy.
Oi to my fucking ear
why do you have be so fucking nasty assholes
800 words is quite a bit to tell about a fucking ear assholes
Fuck you stupider good use of fucking english retard and i didnt try to scam a free membership i didnt have pictures developed to fucking send bme so i typed and it said 8-- words and really i dont care that much to make a fucking story out of it
dude im sorry i just wanted to conrtibute and if it wasnt good enough leave it be. You dont need to get all pissy about it
Well, might as well include some regular funmail here while I'm at it.
From: "Amit Johar" toohorny4girls@***
Subject: too disgusting
i looked at your website and i'm sorry to say, it was real sick. Its just nasty, plain and simple. I don't think most viewers would enjoy seeing such torture. Just for curiousity, what happens to those individuals who participated in such torture. Did they die or what? Its not possible, that those guys, just got up and went home after their shots were done.
Yeah, everyone on the site is buried in my basement right now. None shall survive! HA HA HA! It's funny, because I got a really similar mail from someone else as well:
From: Joe tough_guy_1977@***
Subject: confusion
I just viewed your website. I seem to be confused, why an individual would be willing to go into such grisly torture of his genitals. I guess those guys did it for the money. If they did it for the money, then that amount must have been incredibly large amount they were paid based on the sexual damage they had to undergo. But even then, who the heck would want his genitals destroyed permanently for money???????? What's the story with it? it doesn't seem normal to me.
Yeah, there's really big money in posing for genital torture pictures. These guys are millionaires… This next and last one, I'm not sure what motivated it. I did a quick search and I don't see anything linked to this address, so I can only assume it's someone else who's experience got rejected.
From: EvelElffe@aol.com
Subject: You ma'am, are a moron.
Aside from personally attacking everyone that e-mails you; you're idiocy is amazing along with everyone else on your site.
You consider this disgusting trash to be art? Yeah man, way cool! Let's turn our reproductive organs inside out and shove pins and needles through them while we're at it! You know what would be the ultimate art? WHEELING!! Have someone WHEEL you. In case you're unsure of what wheeling is, it was a technique used during the Spanish Inquisition, your arms, legs, shoulders, and hips would all be broken (avoiding fatal blows, of course), in as many places as possible and then you would be wound and woven onto a wooden wheel and nailed onto a high post. Splinters of bone and rivulets of blood would potrude from your now hideously deformed body and the crows would fight over your eyes.
NOW THAT'S ART!!
You stupid fuck. You think you intimidate people with your idiotic mutilation? You're a fucking moron, along with anyone else who calls this "art". You all (including anyone who would PAY to see this shit) obviously have serious mental issues and should be shot in the face. It pains me that I live in the same world with people like you.
Put this one on your fucking web site you stupid bitch.
