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The logo of the hacker will be the glider? (more)

Lame and annoying.

I won't talk about by who, that doesn't matter, but I got accused earlier today of stealing the HOLY shirt design — which is totally lame of course and utterly untrue.

I sent in an idea like your Holy shirt to Ryan on friday oct 3rd. It was this ( Also for the above one you could just do a pic of Jesus (cartoon style kinda like an old school tattoo) Have his hands have barbells thru them as well as his feet, a few facial piercings, some tattoos, and maybe some brandings. The bottum of the shirt would say IAM Holey, or IAM Modified. ) He sent me an email back saying he filed them away. I still have these emails. It just kinda seems like its a rip off of my idea.

First of all, I never saw those particular ones — Ryan and I are not in fact the same person. If we were, I (or him) would have a world of explaining to do to Corrie and Rachel! Now, that's not to say I haven't been sent a dozen variations on these general ideas from a dozen different people over the years…

Second, the idea of doing a crucifixion piercing is old news. I've documented it on BME, and it's existed in sideshow for at least a hundred years.

Third, the idea of using a Jesus/piercing joke is old news. Shirts based on the idea have been floating around — often from church groups — for years. Fourth, the notion of using the word “HOLY” or “HOLEY” in relation to piercing is old news and has been done on shirts before (including by BME).

Fifth, what this person just described is pretty much totally different from the shirt I designed except in the vaguest possible sense… Mine isn't an “old school cartoon”, it uses “HOLY” not “IAM Holey or IAM Modified”, there's no direct Jesus reference (I'd thought of it as an extreme piercing reference — the religious aspect wasn't used until I used it as a banner to ask people about Christianity and mods a week later), and it's not even a full body shot including many mods as proposed. If my idea is a “rip off” of this, then so is probably every other piercing shirt in the world.

I just thought it took some nerve to accuse me of stealing this. It's kind of like these patent companies that watch tech trends, and try and find ideas that aren't yet patented (but are in use by others). They then patent them in some vague and meaningless sense, and then try and make money by suing people.

Eolas?

Yes, this does make me #1 on razoreater's dead pool…

…for taking his shirt design and adding the world's dumbest text… But luckily sometimes humor cancels out dumbness. Wanna hear a dirty joke? A horse fell in a mud puddle! Wanna hear a really dirty joke? A white horse fell in a mud puddle!

T-shirts

I've sent these to designs off to Ryan… The one on the left is my design of course, and the one on the right is based on an idea from Luc's — those of you who made it to the Brazillian convention recently may have seen them around.

Shannon Larratt, Mayor of Toronto

So the recent mayoral race in Toronto has got me dusting off one of my old projects — which as many of you know I wanted to run for mayor on — that I like to call

Toronto the Province

The concept is just what it sounds like; legally separating Toronto from Ontario and making it a Canadian province, or perhaps a pseudo-independent city state (since Constitutionally it is very difficult to create a new province). The core reason that I believe this is a good idea is that Toronto and the rest of Ontario have fundamentally different needs. The infrastructures that are good for one are not right for the other — so we're already in effect running a dual government. Toronto is an enormous metropolis, and its government is larger than several of the smaller provinces.

This isn't just good for Ontario and Toronto — it's also good for Canada. Because present Ontario contains an unfair amount of economic, financial, and geographical power in comparison to other provinces. The split would balance that without taking anything away from Ontario's citizens.

Even without Toronto, Ontario still has a huge range of needs and a wide demographic. Because of that, I would mandate that the province run a “distributed government” — rather than putting all the power in Toronto like there is now. Right now my pet idea is to put one capital in Kingston, and the second in Thunder Bay or one of the other northern cities. Each assembly floor would contain a massive video wall — a virtual window into the “other half” of the government. It would act as one, but not be constrained geographically.

Maybe I'm asking for civil war with this idea, but I'd like all people in Ontario to feel like they have direct and local representation. To further this idea, I would not place all of the ministry offices in a single area unless they need to be — I'd dot them all over the province. I believe that this would bring far more power to the people by integrating them geographically into the political process. Video conferencing would be encouraged for meetings, and these would be publicly archived whenever possible in order to keep government open (ie. a side-effect of this process is to make a very “open-source government”).

I assume it's obvious what the benefits are to Toronto itself — it would be able to invest purely in urban infrastructures. When you think about the needs in terms of power, transport, education, and other things that are provincially controlled, any fool can see that Toronto needs something different than the rest of Ontario — by being able to make decisions that are good for it alone, it empowers both itself and Ontario.

Anyway, I think it's a good idea universally that any major city could do — maybe the State of NYC?


I also wanted to mention an interesting piece of political trivia regarding the Ambassador Wilson revenge-leak (where someone in the White House “outed” his wife as an undercover CIA operative, thereby endangering her, twenty years of work, and national security).

The act of leaking an operative like that appears to violate (more) section 802 (more) of the USA PATRIOT ACT. Now, where it gets interesting is that Bush is calling for the death penalty on that part of the act (more)… so we have to ask ourselves — does this mean that someone in the White House potentially faces execution?

Oh, and why is the Bush administration continuing to block all investigation into 9/11? (more).