I thought I was going to get busted

So I'm driving down the street with the windows down listening to music, not obnoxiously loud, but certainly loud enough. It was a mix of old songs, and Cop Killer starts playing, you know, fuck the police over and over… a bike cop pulls up next to me, looks in at me, sees I'm wearing a swastika shirt and am covered in tattoos and have a shaved head, and immediately radios dispatch. Luckily that's when the light changed and I drove (at the speed limit) through a mix of side streets. Not that I was guilty of anything — I just didn't have the time to waste today.
This is the shirt I'm talking about. It's one of my favorite shirts of all time.

“Pork Butts Drive Me Nuts” is an awesome logo. If I ever become a meat packer, I'm going to commit a trademark violation.

There was an insane flash flood! I drove through at least two feet of water on Bayview (as fast as I could, praying the engine wouldn't drown).

Water was also geisering out of the sewer drains! This Solstice was another car caught in the storm. My car was in a parking lot when it started with the sunroof open :-(

Well, I thought “Merchant of Venice” was funny anyway.

This poor biker kept getting hit by belches of smoke from the truck owned by the ironically named “Organic Resource” grease trap service company (for search engines: Toronto, Ontario, Canada; 416-747-6584, 1-800-661-4513). It smelled terrible.

I had to pick up two more servers today (and more are coming shortly) for various projects — if the boxes had been one inch larger they wouldn't have fit!

Anyway, a nice big update with 2,500 new pictures is processing now and will be posted some time in the morning. Sorry; I was trying to get it done for tonight but it's been a really long and exhausting day so I have to get to bed. Thanks again to everyone who's helping this week and weekend on BMEfest, and I'm looking forward to seeing everyone in the park.

Wow Shannon, that's really annoying! What is it, 1997 on Geocities? Retroweb is NOT cool!

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