Shannon Larratt is Zentastic

OK, I don't know if it solves everything, but I will say that a bit of pain makes most things better, and you can not grow into a better person without pain. Pain (physical, mental, emotional) is the ultimate test of character, and is one of the sole driving forces in the improvement of mankind. Anyway, Ryan has got this in stock now. Click to go to the shop if you're interested:

Oh, and I should add that he's printed the logo at different sizes, so it's big on the girlie-t's and still big on the XLs, which is very cool.