Seriously, fuck off.

There's nothing I hate more than junk jewelry (well, that's probably not entirely true, but as a general statement I'm sticking by it). $52 for a hundred and twenty externally threaded barbells? Yeah, I'm sure that lots of time has been spent making sure they're well finished and in a good material. Hell, there are countries where this crap is illegal to sell because of the harm it's doing to customers (to say nothing of the secondary damage done by setting into motion market forces that put out of business high-end piercers and suppliers).

Anyway, I constantly get spammed by these people and their shit.


From: Emily Schuett/***** ***** <emily@**********.com>
Subject: ***** *****

Good Morning!

I am writing to you to send a press kit and hopefully get some editorial coverage. I noticed the email contact on your website.

***** ***** is a body jewelry company dedicated to doing the job right every time. As a small business, the company was started only one year ago and has worked with several large retailers such as Spencers, Hot Topic, and PacSun. In addition to body jewelry ***** ***** also sells bracelets, necklaces, and rings for men and women.

I would love to tell you more about the company, how we do all of our designing inhouse, etc, but I feel it would be much better to send you a press kit and a copy of the latest catalog so you can see for yourself.

If you could let me know where to send it and how to contact you in the future I would appreciate it. Also, if you have any upcoming stories about accessories or startup companies making an impression, let me know and I can email a press release over, as well as samples.

Thanks for taking a minute to read this and I look forward to hearing from you. Have a good day!

Emily Schuett
Account Executive
***** *****
** ***** **th Street
Brooklyn, Ny 11211

Yeah, hope you and your Shih Tzu puppy Chloe are having a real good time in the Big Apple after moving there from Missouri. Sorry if my return email doesn't brighten your day, but really, you're barking up the wrong tree.


From: Shannon Larratt <media@bmezine.com>
Subject: Re: ***** *****

Actually, we print shirts telling people not to buy jewelry like the junk you make.

Companies like yours are what's wrong with the industry right now. To be blunt, I hope you are sued for the damage you are doing to people and are forced into bankruptcy.

Don't spam me again.

Wow Shannon, that's really annoying! What is it, 1997 on Geocities? Retroweb is NOT cool!

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