Shannon Larratt is Zentastic

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I've just posted an image update to BME/extreme, as well as to the nipple piercing gallery with just over a thousand new pictures. Thank you to all the contributors and to Yumegari for the cover shot.

Since today is World Centennial Haiku Day (05/07/05), I thought I'd fire up the old poetry bot software I worked on ages ago… Because I never integrated the rhyming system I never finished building it (it was designed to convert regular prose into poetry with dumb AI by using a syllable counter, a thesaurus, and a rhyming dictionary), but I thought it might be fun to hack it to generate haikus from my email client's spam folder. Here's some of the output:

truly desperate?
change your ideas about sex:
drunk girls go crazy

classic old ladies,
naughty grandma love to suck!
blond hardcore banging.

inexpensive pills
increase your sperm volume now:
shoot five times as much

is it funny dave?
the sweet virgins love hard sex!
...be honest with me.

You will be amazed!
cum again and again joe:
meet your wife wishes.

just listen to us:
a penile medication
make you hard like rock!

Anyway… back to processing images (I'm trying to get a good buffer built up so it's easy to keep the site updated from France), working on BMEvideo, and working on my new book…