When peak oil hits, there's a real good chance that I'm going down with the ship given the terrible, terrible locomotion choices I've made. I have a long entry pending on that subject, but in the meantime I wanted to post another picture of my Manta Montage so you could see the height. It's actually a much taller car than my other Manta, the Mirage (sadly sold).
Other than that, I figured it was about time for another installment of AOL user complaints mistakenly sent to “IAM customer support” instead of “AIM customer support.” It's not a particularly funny set, but it's good to keep the buffer clear… Let's start with Sweetsherr4u.
"shes advertising hooker services.
she is harrasing me and advertising callgirl & hooker services."
You know, I get plenty of mail offering to increase the length of volume of my cumshots, along with offers of many-a-photoshoot of a catholic schoolgirl, but not once have I received an actual offer of prostitution. I suppose I live in the sheltered end of the Internet.
Unfortunately most of the messages I get like these two about ROCKDUDE420sfq and Retsub100:
"This person sent me an e-mail saying
i can not use e-mail or go into chat rooms and aol was going to suspend me cause my screen name is sending out spam e-mail can you find this person and shut him down
this is the 4th time ive gotten an e-mail like this
thanks so much
Robert borg""This person has a program that can boot you off aol and constantly uses it. Please check"
Sometimes the scams are more personal though…
"mikeyfin-micheal crowell has been sn hacking!
Wmayfield01@aol.com has been hacked off of her own sn's by this person and now your listing me as a guest on my own sn's because of this man from overland park kansas who inpersonating me on my own screen name. he's eastern standard time when i'm pacific standard time. Please do something about this pirite on my name. wilma mayfield please call me at 1 951 789-9229 Riverside california"
I have only one word for that: ARRR!
I think Ema50g6rz's probably not a prostitute, but I do suspect that she's an automated email system trying to trick TLB2259 into purchasing a webcam jackoff membership…
I received this IM this morning. I don't appreciate it. I don't mind members contacting me to chat.....common interests, friendly chat. This was an ad to check out/join this girls website to view her webcam. I have copied and pasted the message I received. The last line about "if you don't want me to IM you just write remove" was very small and faded......obviously an auto added message.Ema50g6rz [9:44 AM]: Hey Cutie, How was your day?
I was wondering if you would like to meet up sometime....I was checking out your profile and I only live a few miles from you. You can check out my profile on aol or here... www*Cryssie*mx*tc (replace the * with a Dot or period so you are able to go to the site, see you soon!!) If you dont want me to IM you anymore just say remove me
TLB2259 [9:47 AM]: why are you sending an IM to me?
Then of course there's the alien being babynena926:
"she has been very disrespectful and has been using very vogur languague talkin bad to people and about stufff like porn"
Ack! She's speaking vogur! Does that mean she's about to assplode the earth to make way for an interplanetary expressway… just don't let her read you any of her poetry. Or am I getting Vogurs mixed up with Vogons again?
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