Pope Ratzinger Holy Zombie Jesus!

I know you're not supposed to speak ill of the undead, but Cardinal Ratzinger, raised from the grave today to become Pope Benedict XVI, really kind of creeps me out, and not just due to his debatable Hitler Youth background… It's the fact that he's a deeply disturbing mix of Bob Newhart, the creepy little guy from Lost Highway, and Nosferatu… Talk about looking like the anti-Christ…

Wow Shannon, that's really annoying! What is it, 1997 on Geocities? Retroweb is NOT cool!

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