Experience Update Posted
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I've just posted an experience update with a 123 new stories. Thank you to the review team and everyone who helped out by writing stories. Thanks also to Abducted for being the cover model.
Other than that I'm working, working, working today… So please don't waste my time coming to me complaining that people are making Pope-jokes in some forum here. I really don't care — as far as I'm concerned the Pope's death is good riddance to bad rubbish, not that anything will be improved by his death. He supported child molestation, attacked homosexuals, propped up abusive puppet regimes across Latin America (along with his good xtian buddie Ollie North), stood up against women's rights, and so on… To say nothing of the fact that he was head of an organization that is single-handedly responsible for more death and torture and suppression of human rights than any other in all of human history.
So don't come to me complaining about Pope jokes, it's falling on very deaf ears and a heart that's utterly cold to the issue.
| So the Pope goes to New York City, and he’s picked up at the airport by a limousine. He looks at the beautiful car and says to the driver, “You know, I hardly ever get to drive. Would you please let me?”
The driver is understandably hesistant and says, “I’m sorry, but I don’t think I’m supposed to do that.” But the Pope persists — “Please?” — and the driver finally lets up. “Oh, all right, I can’t really say no to the Pope.”
The Pope takes the wheel, and boy, is he a speed demon! He hits the gas and goes around 100 mph in a 45 zone. A policeman notices and pulls him over. The cop walks up and asks the Pope to roll down the window.
He’s pretty startled and surprised, and the young officer asks the Pope to wait a minute. He goes back to his patrol car and radios the chief.
Cop: “Chief, I have a problem.”
Chief: “What sort of problem?”
Cop: “Well, you see, I pulled over this guy for driving way over the speed limit but it’s someone really important.”
Chief: “Important like the mayor?”
Cop: “No, no, much more important than that.”
Chief: “Important like the Governor?”
Cop: “Wayyyyyy more important than that.”
Chief: “Like the President?”
Cop: “More.”
Chief: “Well, who’s more important than the President?”
Cop: “I don’t know, he’s in the back of the limo, but he’s got the Pope DRIVING for him!” |
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It's f'cking Ronald Reagan all over again. I hope when I die people forget all the terrible things I've done. Not that I've been that bad…! No genocide or starting wars anyway.
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