Shannon Larratt is Zentastic

We're off to travel some more, beginning with a drive to Joburg (about an hour and a half down a guerrilla four lane highway — that is, a two lane highway that uses the curbs as the remaining two!). I'll post again when we've arrived at the next destination, or maybe some stopover that allows me access. But in the meantime, some funmail to tide you over. These ones (each paragraph is a separate email) are from replies to rejected experiences:

Hahahahaha, what school did you graduate at, because youre telling me about my bad grammar, well, your grammar is even worse. You guys are a bunch of honkeys with no taste. If I ever find you in an alley I would stomp the living puke out of you. Hahahaha bye bye losers!

fuck you and all of your dumbshit site!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! for the people that read my stuff and talked shit about if fuck you toooooooooooooooooooooo! i have tried to submit pics and a story but you shitheads are 2 goddamn picky!!!! so fuck you motherfucking cum guzzling anal lickers!! i hope you all rot in hell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! fuck you

THIS IS THE SECOND TIME TURNING IN ONE OF MY STORIES. AND YOU DIDN'T TAKE THAT ONE EITHER. I'M NOT CHANGING IT FOR NOTHING. AND THE COMMENT ABOUT THE SCHOOL REPORT, KISS MY a$$, MY REPORTS AT SCHOOL GET ME a-'S. GO ARGUE WITH MY ENGLISH TEACHER FOR GIVING ME AN a THIS QUARTER.

A bright and cheery "FUCK YOU" to all of you at BME, both staff and reader alike. What a stupid and absurd way to post experiences. Have you read some of the stories that were approved? I'm thinking that the real life men liked the story and the frigid women and lonley little pudwackers could not relate to real life sexual drama.

sorry but i dont have time to correct it and i liked all the !!! and the sooooooo's thank you,chloe

I'd rather read something that told about the whole day of the piercing that included smilies cuz they're cute and some capital letters, because it shows emotion, LIKE MINE, and not some stupid formal shit.

Following are some emails sent to the BME Encyclopedia:

Re: Nicole Richie
i think that she is da shit . she has a cool dress syle i think she should hook up wif jonnhy dep cause he is fine as

Re: Nicole Richie
From: Paris H.
k, well i dont c why all u people r making the biggest deal bout this. I'm nicoles best friend and i just dont get why u people r making it the biggest thing! You people must have nothing better 2 do than talk about someone elses body! I can see if your doing it 4 fun but dont stay on it move on. She dont give a fuck what you peole say just to let u all know,if u r saying it to make her made or get on her nerves or somthing,it ant going to happen so lay off, give up,shut up,and... find something better to do w/ ur lives! Because you are just wasting your time!!!! Love, Alwayz, your foreva, PARIS-thatz hott

Re: Nicole Richie
Author: Leah H.
hey, I'm Leah and I'm 14 and nicole Richies best friends cousin... you can figur it out, anywayz me ans nicole are really close and she is not snobby or anything like that, that you might think she is she is really really kool. Now I just got off the phone with her like 2mins ago and she said "paris was on line the other day and she told me that people were on there leaving comets and things bout my nipple ring" and I said " why would people do that?" she said "I dont know cuz i really dont care" i was like " I know why would you" and yeah so she dont care! but why do you wast YOUR time writing things about her when 1. she dont care and 2. why would you care about what she has on her body???!!! k well I g2g cuz I'm talking to my cuz Nikki and I said everything I had to and everything I wonted to so...PEACE! Love, Alwayz and foreva, LEAH-lovez it! Lol

Re: K3l0id p0p3d
i d0nt n0 wat it is wat i hav3 but it l00ks just lik3 th3 pictur3 in th3 k3l0id 3ntry th3 nav3l 0n3. i p0p3d it...it w3nt away th3n cam3 back

Re: Anal piercing
ooww.... thats sick and wrong....... ooww and must really hurt can some1 plz tell me why people have that done please thanks would be greatful hay

Re: Penectomy
i like to see pic of a man with no cock and pee from down there

Re: Marijuana
"Halfway through, probably 15 to 20 minutes into the experience, I broke down crying, made him stop, and ran out the front door for air. I felt like I was going to throw up and implode all of my bodily functions at once. I started hyper-ventilating, but made myself calm down."
What the...fuck?!?! this is the worst case of "i'm a bitch" I've ever heard in my entire life.

Re: Anal stretching
fk me saddos

Re: Aerosmith
Okay. Anyone who thinks that Britney Spears started the whole navel piercing phenonmenon, should be slapped across the face immediatly. I believe that the Aerosmith video for "Cryin'" was the actual ice breaker. Though it was before my time and I was only 4 years old when it came out, I have seen it and am intelligent enough to know that this WAS indeed, one of(if not the first) navel piercings to hit the music industry. I only wanted to get my navel done after seeing the Cryin' video a million times, NOT watching Britney Spears rip off her clothes. Britney Spears' wanna-be's can take all the credit they want for her supposidly "starting" the trend, but everyone knows this; The older the wiser. Therefore, Aerosmith has the real talent, and has every right to take full credit for the navel piercing.

Re: Broken Dick
HOW THE HELL DO YOU BREAK YOUR DICK?????

Re: Heart Attack
i think the web site is sick and fucked up and for you to let little kids and whoever else to look at this youll got sick ass minds ... and you need to change it to where their are no male genitals...
nore female
thamk you
nun yah....

Re: Numb nipples
i think u are really fucking stupid and if you didnt want that to happen then why the fuck did u have it done in the first place. You fuck ass!!!U make me sick!!

Re: Subincision
While performing this body modification there is a 50/50 chance of full penis splitation occuring. The negative effects of this are obvious. Almost as obvious as the stupidity of performing the operation in the first place.

Re: Janet Jackson
all i remember was screaming COOOOOOOLLL at the top of my lungs. if you don't want kids to see it then turn the channel.i myself love my 8g blackline nipple rings and love all piercings in general. hence why i got close to 40! i myself looove nip/ tuck which cam be pretty risque but nuthin compares to queer as folk.i saw the first season when i had a free 6 month showtime thing.....oh full frontal men jacking off. it was great!!!!! i say bring it on!!!!!sex and violence!!

Re: God
The most important bullshit in our life which makes body modification possible.

Anyway, I'm off. I'll post some pictures of rural South Africa on my next stop and try and get another update posted before my return as well…