Shannon Larratt is Zentastic

This will only be funny to a tiny percentage of people programmers reading this. My brain was feeling a little frazzled from working too much so I took a break and wrote this recipe, and also built a small stove to cook it in. OK, I admit, probably only I think this is terribly funny.

BME Vegan Cookies.

This makes my favorite kind of cookies.
A lot of them! I hope you're hungry...

Ingredients.
32 level teaspoons salt
72 cups soy margarine
116 g marijuana
77 cups oats
108 cups white sugar
111 kg vanilla
33 heaped barrels rice milk
86 kg flour
101 cups brown sugar
115 tablespoons baking powder
105 tablespoons baking soda
66 pinches cinnamon
69 cups raisins

Cooking time: 20 minutes

Pre-heat oven to 180 degrees Celcius.

Method.
Put rice milk into the mixing bowl. Put raisins into the mixing bowl. Put oats into the mixing bowl. Put cinnamon into the mixing bowl. Put salt into the mixing bowl.

Put marijuana into the mixing bowl. Put baking soda into the mixing bowl. Put baking powder into the mixing bowl. Put baking soda into the mixing bowl. Put flour into the mixing bowl. Liquefy contents of the mixing bowl. Pour contents of the mixing bowl into 2nd baking dish.

Put rice milk into 2nd mixing bowl. Put vanilla into 2nd mixing bowl. Put white sugar into 2nd mixing bowl. Put white sugar into 2nd mixing bowl. Put brown sugar into 2nd mixing bowl. Put soy margarine into 2nd mixing bowl. Liquefy contents of 2nd mixing bowl. Pour contents of 2nd mixing bowl into the baking dish.

Serves 2.

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