Why are things smaller in Mexico?

I've come up with one small complaint about Mexico. As much as I've lost weight, I'm still a pretty big guy — I'm six-foot-two, have big hands, feet, and so on. I've been wanting to get some new shoes down here, and it's exceedingly difficult to find ones that fit. Had to pick up some socks as well, and even their “extra large” ones barely fit. It's actually kind of weird… and don't even get me started on their diminutive (both in lack of larger sizes and of selection) condom selection — that's not a small dick joke — I'm sure that's more so an issue of Catholicism than physical stature.

Wow Shannon, that's really annoying! What is it, 1997 on Geocities? Retroweb is NOT cool!

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