1. Florida

They say that Florida is America's wang, but wow do the politicians down there have balls that suit a five hundred mile long weiner. When asked to produce records of the September 2002 elections (after being accused of fraud), they admitted they'd said they'd had a “computer malfunction” and had lost many of their electronic voting records. Thank God Jeb Bush passed some new laws blocking most future recounts, right?

2. My stupid building

For the last week at least they haven't closed the service door on the elevators. Last week the security system failed and many of the exterior doors were broken. Given how lax they are here, I'm thinking I should just bust down the roof door and have the next BME BBQ up there instead. This building has a great view, but terrible management.

3. My Corvette

I haven't been able to drive it much this summer because it's developed an overheating problem (700 HP will do that) and I haven't had time to deal with it. Anyway, it's off now to get that fixed, then a little more work, and I'll at least be able to drive it for a month and change before winter comes (if not more). I really miss driving it a lot.

Wow Shannon, that's really annoying! What is it, 1997 on Geocities? Retroweb is NOT cool!

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