Not a real news entry… Just two stories I saw while I wait for this site map to build:
- United Nations Shooting – A security guard failed to check in. When the other guards checked on him, they found him dead from a bullet wound to the head. Other than the obvious there's nothing to indicate it was a suicide (not that I'm suggesting it's anything but, but committing suicide at the UN is a kind of asinine thing to do). Draw your own conclusions I guess as to what comes next.
- Bush's Drinking Daughter Goes 'Pansy' – I doubt this story is going to stay online long at that URL, so here's the excerpt that I got a kick out of:
Bush's daughter Barbara was spotted recently having a gay old time at a concert by all-gay punk band Pansy Division. Barbara and friends cozied up in the back room drinking, while out front the band screamed their queer hearts out. The band reportedly dedicated their rabid anti-Bush song, Political Asshole, to the first daughter during the show. Daddy's just got to love that.
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