Shannon Larratt is Zentastic

I have a theory that states that if I deface everything I own — plaster my computers with dumbass stickers and so on — that no one will ever steal them. I lived in downtown Toronto for ten years and never locked my doors, even when I was out of town for extended periods. What, you thought that segment in Bowling for Columbine was kidding? That was my neighborhood. Thanks to those of you who send me stickers from time to time. I do put them to good use.