Shannon Larratt is Zentastic

To: Amy P**** <***@stopsinc.com>
From: Frank O'Derby
Subject: Re: banned from your gay ass chat

At 9/26/2003 11:50 PM -0400, you wrote:
>your sites bmezine, bme shop and , bme world are subject
>to a wide spread boycott by piercers who are frequent buyers
>and subscribers for the banning of me and others from the
>chatroom. the boycott will not be lifted until we are all
>allowed back in the chat. if you think you want revenge by
>sending me a virus, I have a firewall and word for legal
>forcers against such actions. write back, Zach P**** , FBI

I am terribly sorry about this misunderstanding. BME does host a free chat service about body modification, but it's not specifically about "Gay Asses", so I'm not sure which chat room you are actually trying to access. Perhaps you are visiting the wrong site. I'm sure if you type "free gay ass chat" into a search engine such as google.com you may find something more to your liking.

Perhaps myself and your legion of activists who feel strongly about your banning from this gay ass chat should sit down for tea some time and discuss this and other things, like baboons. I'm sure you are both a wonderful conversationalist and perhaps even conservationist. But then again, don't we all care about the rain forest?

Say hello to everyone at the FBI for me.

Sincerely,

Frank O'Derby
Chat Superintendent