Hmmm…

One of the things I've always wondered about is “why do sailers fall for mermaids”? I mean, it's one thing to hook up with a mermaid you meet at the local pub, but it's a whole 'nother thing tossing yourself overboard in the middle of the ocean to do it with a fish… but then I realized maybe it's weirder the other way around.

OK, so let's go with the assumption that mermaids are really hot and these sex starved seamen just can't stop themselves… Wouldn't it stand to reason that the mermaids would prefer the company of equally hot mermen? I mean, what could make mermaids so desperate that they would be all hot and bothered for interspecies mating? Mermen can't be all that bad…

PS. With sincere apologies to rabid muntjac.

Wow Shannon, that's really annoying! What is it, 1997 on Geocities? Retroweb is NOT cool!

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