God bless the dead…

Rest in peace to my mothafucka anonymous bird.

It was a strange experience; I saw the bird fly in front of me, swoop down with grace, and either the world became slow motion or it was engulfed in the slipstream of the car. I watched it slowly flapping its wings and tumble out of control and then strike the nose of the car at a hundred miles an hour with a small thud.

Don't worry if you see God first; tell Him shit got worse.

Sorry I haven't published that article yet — I had to give Jon a ride in to the train station. Traffic was really heavy, and when I saw a young couple hitchhiking (in the opposite direction of the way I was driving) I assumed they'd be picked up momentarily. I told Jon that I always pick up hitchhikers and it shocks me that others don't.

Anyway, big surprise… When I left town they were still walking and no one had picked them up. It was kind of crowded in my little car but the guy's girlfriend fit no problem; they were a nice quiet couple that just needed a ride. I drove a little out of my way to get them where they needed, but hey, I was in a car and they were on their feet — any decent person would have done so in my opinion.

About three years ago after some dude got robbed by a hitchhiker it started getting really hard to get picked up around here; they might have had to walk all the way to town (about three hours). It's just really sad that decency and common courtesy so often lose out to fear.

Wow Shannon, that's really annoying! What is it, 1997 on Geocities? Retroweb is NOT cool!

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