I did some work on BME/Risks this afternoon. I'm still horribly behind on it, but I'm finally starting to get caught up — I'm going to be fiddling with it and the glossary quite a bit now because I'm planning a 100% re-write of them soon:
Anyway, the following items have been added:
Bell's Palsy, Bloodborne Pathogens, Blood loss, Cancer, Ear Reconstruction, Enlarged nipples, Green soap allergy, Lobe Circulation, Loss of Hearing, Lymph Node Extraction, Numb Nipples, Shock, Tattoo Scars
I've also made changes and updates to the following items:
Boils, Epidural, Gum Recession, Ink Allergy, Keloids, Lidocaine Toxicity, Mastitis, Scrotal Infection, Self-harm, Shallow Industrial, Small Nipple Rings, Torn Lobe
People send a lot of stupid messages to me regarding the Risks section. Below are a giant pile of examples (about 70% of what I get are just questions — most that are already answered of course, 20% is crap like this, and 10% is positive feedback):
From: lilcutie7
Subect: infection Poletivine, Navel piercingIt is when you get ANYTHING pierced with a bad earing you will die. Die a slow and painfull death
From: booty
Subject: Regarding Keloidsthis is so stupid. If someone wants to get there nose pierced like me let then dummie!!!
From: ROCKSTEADY434
Subject: ThinningI THINK U ARE STUPID TO LET UR BODY TO KEEP GOING ON WITH INFECTOINS AND THE PAIN! YOU SOULD JUST TAKE IT OUT, I FIND IT UNATRACTIVE TO SEE THAT, AND ALSO THAT YOU SHOULD TAKE CARE OF IT, LET IT GET BETTER AND IF YOU REALLY WANT IT ,DO IT AGAIN AFTER IT IS HEALED AND DOES NOT HAVE A PUPLE INFECTION!
From: bonybob
Subject: Thinningi think this is rediculoes and i think things like this should be band
From: Angelus Fate
Subject: Penis splitting related infectionWhy the hell would anyone in their right mind want to do that?! What woman would want a guy with a dick that looked like that?! That's just nasty looking, and I'm sure it don't feel too good.
~Fate~
From: rocksteady434
Subject: Shallow industrialno affence but after reading and seeing all the information i have today i think that u should complain and take out the peircing let it close or heal and then do it again for better or worse to be happy with ur self!
From: Joseph
Subject: Broken DickI want to know what to strike the penis so that I can break my penis with a hard blow during an erection in order the my penis to be broken and what cracking sounds like would be able to take sych risk so that i don't need medical treatment.
I want to break my dick like really bad I tried bending it back as far as I can wth all my might and try twisting it as hard as I can with all the strength I have so what do I do next stiking it real hard with a hammer of any kind signed risk taker.
From: milf169
Subject: Broken DickI was masturbating a few weeks ago and when I was getting out of the shower I lost my balance and planted my foot outside the shower and hit my penis straight on against the tile wall. I didn't hear a snap and I didn't get a lump or a bruise but my penis just can bend more when I have an erection, and it is more flexible. Please tell me what it is and or what I can do about it. Thank you.
From: devilmaycry321
Subject: Regarding Broken Dickhow u get your dick broken
From: susanne91770
Subject: Regarding Broken Dickdumb asses, thats all
From: Morrgan
Subject: Tattoos, Parent Kicks Your AssMinor gets a piercing, tattoo, or other mod in a visible area. Parent notices mod; severely beats child. Other complications may include grounding and/or prompt and sometimes painful removal of jewelry by said parent.
From: dj poo masta
Subject: Poo risku will poo ur pants. then you will die of pooing ur pants. it will smell really bad when u poo ur pants.
From: KoCo
Subject: Penis splitting related infectionthis is absolutly disgusting.Doesnt look like he will be getting any anytime soon.
From: Rabz2005
Subject: Penis splitting related infectionTHATS THE NASTIEST THING I EVER FUCKING SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE AND TAKE IT OFF THE FUCKING NET IM SCARED FOR LIFE NOW!!!
I don't even know why I bother sometimes. I just hope that for every hundred idiot out there that think BME/Risks is a horrible idea that there's one person who gets helped by it in some way… Anyway, I'm sure there are horrible typos and perhaps even technical errors in these posts. If you spot some, or have feedback in general on anything in Risks, please submit it (via the forms on the Risks pages).
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