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When reporters ask me about tongue splitting, they always ask me the same lame questions: is it the new trend? how many people are doing it? and crap like that. No. It's not “the new trend” and I don't see it hitting mass acceptance. It's an intense and dangerous procedure when done on an amateur level, and it's probably not going to take off as a legit medical procedure even if some surgeons do turn out to be willing to help.
The new “trend” is facial tattooing. Mark my words! In three or four years, facial tattooing will be as common as stretched ears. Every update I get more and more facial tattooing pictures. The farther out people are getting wild work like I've pictured here on the right, but even “normal” mainstream folks are getting it. I see a lot of things like little stars on necks, and really pretty decorations along women's hairlines and so on.
Facial tattooing is going to be the biggest and most revolutionary thing our community does. It's how we'll really change the world. That's my prediction anyway, and so far my predictions seem to be turning out fairly accurately. Let's hope I'm wrong about the coming human-robot apocalypse.
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