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Subject: dingopup9
Nice try dude. I might have got fooled if it was just one piercing, or if it was five years ago and I had less experience, but it's not hard to tell a Photoshop job when I see one these days. So Franko's on the case.
Thank you so much for sending in this picture of your many piercings in your wang and coconut holder. A membership for you has been created and forwarded to both our headquarters in New Zealand (sorry, we don't have one in Australia) and to the fine folks at Chariot netconnect who let us know how to get in touch with you (you'd think hotmail accounts were anonymous, but they're not).You authorization code is "BME: Apple Underwear Free Onions Doodle Doo 8 2 6" (note: NOT 826). If you call them and say that -- say nothing else -- your password details will be read back to you. Please note that it is important that when you make the call that you speak WITHOUT AN AUSTRALIAN ACCENT -- learn to speak like an American, it's better for you in the long run anyway -- as that may make the voice recognition process fail (it's fully automated). If it doesn't work, you'll just find yourself talking to a rather confused phone attendant, in which case you should apologize PROFUSELY -- or simply hang up and try again. Sometimes it takes a few trys.
God Bless,
Frank O'Derby
"I get off on Exodus 20:15"
Also, a general observation. One of the problems that BME/HARD has, and all password protected sites have, is that people will share their passwords in chat rooms and so on, meaning that suddenly the account is being used by thousands of people all over the world and your site bandwidth can easily double or more in a matter of minutes.
Now here's the question: why are BME/HARD passwords stolen almost exclusively by Germans? I don't think I've processed a single one in the last couple months that wasn't from Germany…
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