Shannon Larratt is Zentastic

Every single person on the BME staff page got this sent to them… I'm not sure if others have bothered to reply, but I know Sir Franko did.

To: BME Staff
From: Sean Parker <supinlick@yahoo.com>
Subject: Re:

At 5/21/2003 07:13 PM -0700, you wrote:
>guys are sick sick sick - get a life -
>make yours amount to something
>
>God Bless
>    Sean Parker

Thank you so much for you kind words. Unfortunately my heart is already full of Beelzebub's love juice, otherwise I would find a godly and caring man such as yourself to lead me to Jesus so I could let him into my heart; or at least my bed, where we would all snuggle like robots at a WD40 party.

Again, thank you so much for your guidance, I appreciate you taking the time out of your meaningful and successful life to email us here. As a compromise, I will be sure to bury one of our minions up to their neck in dirt, and then stone them to death as our followers chant over and over, "Sean Parker - Sean Parker - Sean Parker!"

Allah is great. Sincerely,

Franko el Derbi
Ministry of Proctolicious