I've been a lot of places, seen a lot of faces
Ah hell I even fuck with different races
A white dude - his name was John
He had a Queen Bee Rules tattoo on his arm, uh
He asked me if I'd be his date for the prom
and he'd buy me a horse, a Porsche and a farm
So a friend of mine is looking to dump his 2001 Porsche… It's an awesome modded beast putting 350hp to the rear wheels (dyno'd this weekend) and just clocked at 191 mph… It's got 21,000 miles on it and is matt black, fully tinted, with 400W racing lights, a racing clutch, exhaust, widened, lowered, and so on…
…and… he's only asking me for just over $20k US for it (it's worth at least $50k US, even on a bad day)… Which means that I can take it off his hands, drive it for a year, sell it, and actually make a profit! So basically, a twist of luck has not just given me a free Porsche, but has paid me to drive a Porsche. The world sure is a kooky place.
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