Don't mess with Franko

So this fool sends in a picture that's not only a well known stolen image, but also one that is originally from BME — all of these versions are based on the first generation one that's been on BME for years and years.

From: Cravingyou836@***
Subject: for free membership

Hmmm… Let's see… The more “fuck you” a scam is in its obviousness, the more hilarious response it deserves, right? Let's see how badly we can scare this wannabe fraud artist.

At 4/22/2003 03:19 AM -0400, you wrote:
>for free membership

Thank you so much for the wonderful picture of your piercing. I'll be sure to get it added ASAP and I've just processed you for a full membership.

Unfortunately I'm having some trouble with the integration of the password system with your email address -- from here it appears that you are under some form of surveillance? Please just call the offices at 703-482-0623, open Monday to Friday between 7AM and 5PM EST and they'll get you set up with a password -- just let them know that you sent in a picture of your pierced clitoris and give them your email address as a reference.

Thank you again for sending in a picture of your piercing.

Franko el Derbi
"Onanism is my middle name"

Since it's probably not obvious why that's funny, you should type that phone number into google (quick link) and see who owns it. I wonder… If they have a heart attack, could I be charged with murder?

Wow Shannon, that's really annoying! What is it, 1997 on Geocities? Retroweb is NOT cool!

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