Does this make me a sell-out?

I think I'm not going to enter the truck. It's a really tough decision… The truck would be damn cool and get a lot of attention, but there's a 50% chance it'll die on the way, plus it'll cost me a pile of money I don't have to enter, plus it won't be able to keep up with the pack (meaning less footage), plus it'll take me twice as much driving (meaning higher stress and less fun).

So I'm probably a Porsche 996 (not Rachel's)… It's a 450 HP all-wheel-drive 200 MPH beast, plus it's a million times more reliable than the Ferrari I was considering taking, and I'm a lot more used to driving it. Fuck it, maybe I could actually win the race in this thing. I've got a radar jammer and detector, policer scanner, CB, and the works. Who knows. I'm going to take a pile of promo shots with the car tomorrow so I can start the sponsorship process rolling. Go TEAM BME!

Wow Shannon, that's really annoying! What is it, 1997 on Geocities? Retroweb is NOT cool!

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