Rachel gave Jon a bunch of (vegan) chocolate covered coffee beans for Christmas. They've been left in the living room, so this morning I stole a bunch of them (they're just so yummy, I couldn't resist).
Anyway, as I'm munching away, all of a sudden I chop into my left tongue with full force. I felt the “crunchies” as the tooth sliced through each layer of muscle — I'd estimate that I went about half of the way through. I was immediately spitting out blood, and I can't really talk right now (at least the drooling has stopped). But it was pretty funny karmically. I'm sure it'll be better in an hour or two.
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