I don't care that the interior is in tatters.
I don't care that there are some trim pieces missing.
I don't care that the wipers and heaters are broken.
I don't care that it makes me smell like gas.
I don't care that it gets 4 mpg.
I don't care that it lifts off the road at 90 mph.
I don't care that the stereo sucks.
I don't care that one mirror is broken.
I don't care that its brakes and steering suck.
I don't care that it has a white trash stigma.
I don't care that it only cost $2000.
It's got sidepipes.
It's got 500 HP.
It's got a long curvy hood.
It's got a pearl paint job.
It's got license plates that say L33T.
It's got t-tops.
This isn't a sports car.
This is fucking translated into automotive technology.
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