So, I'm doing an image update, but as with every update, half the battle is weeding out all the sXe/emo kids who draw pictures of stars on themselves and then send them to me as tattoos, and then all the people who send stolen pictures (usually just pictures from the last update with the logo airbrushed off)… Anyway, here is my standard response now, send from my “Franko Derb” alias:

To: CheRryKiSsEs2772
From: Franko Derb
Subject: Re: (no subject)

Great picture, now your full membership will be on its way as soon as you answer this skill testing question (sorry, it's required by law to make sure you are mature enough for the content of the site):

"Monday and Tuesday have two, Wednesday and Thursday have one, Friday has six and Saturday and Sunday have none, what is it?"

I have set your username to "guest3942". Your password is the answer to this riddle. Enjoy the site,


I figure if they want to try and fuck me over and waste my time, I'll waste a little of their time in reverse. Honestly, I'd say that 80% of my time on BME is spent dealing with problem users — people trying to hack passwords, people sending in fake submissions, people who cause problems on IAM, etc. etc. etc…

Wow Shannon, that's really annoying! What is it, 1997 on Geocities? Retroweb is NOT cool!

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