What else to do on a lazy Sunday morning, right?
From: tycub@***
Subject: Missing the targetI have loved surfing your personals in the past, but now it's so complicated...too bad. I would join again, too expensive.
Here's the punchline. BME had personals a long time ago that were nice and simple. Then when IAM came along, I upgraded the personals to a much more robust version — they could do a lot more, but overall, people preferred the old one. So I went back to the old system. SAME AS BEFORE. And they're STILL 100% FREE to use… So… If anyone complains that they're too complicated now, since the systems is the same, it must mean that they're getting stupider…
Speaking of stupid people, here are two of them now:
From: karol@***
Subject: tralalaHHHHHHAAAAAALLLLLLOOOO
what is this page about?
BYEFrom: NattiBlue22@***
Subject: (no subject)i am really interested in seeing some of the work that you do if there is a website where i can actually go please let me know...
I'd like to know how someone could find a reference to me and not have included a reference to the website… And my email isn't that prominent on the site — how does a person not know these answers by the time they find the email?
This next bunch is truly bizarre. Instead of writing me an email, he sends me blank emails with cryptic messages in the subject line, and sometimes he includes his message in the “To” line as well!
Subject: my cretcard is aviable gas bar ivrey place no proble your site no way ?To: refunds@bmezine.com, wi@sympatico.ca, may@sympatico.ca, credt@sympatico.ca, card@sympatico.ca, is@sympatico.ca, refuse??????@sympatico.ca
Subject: RefundSubject: a want to bi member my credet card is god wy aave no acess?????
Subject: i m asking to bi a member altthe help
Subject: you dond acpet my card wat do i douw
Subject: 1 day free as member for 1 yers
To: reborn@bmezine.com, 1@sympatico.ca, day@sympatico.ca, free@sympatico.ca, pass@sympatico.ca
Subject: (pas d'objet)Subject: 1 day pass
Subject: avril may ?
Subject: 1 day free acss i love your sita
Subject: my card is god wy not for you
Subject: i am member dou yee bes
Subject: my pas word as no acc cast wy ?
Subject: i ave not verifier wit my cr card ih yor dit not get your fy y wil si dat you will bi pay mi orthographe is no good sorry iwill pay you wit intrest
Subject: i m a merber is tath wat you ave for nollo try your bes
Subject: wy don ave acess tou xxjivchard
Subject: i love your site your bes wood by nyce tank you
Subject: i wil lik mor
Subject: mor eunucs mor nullification now callery
Ack, kooky stuff! I've tried to communicate with him, but haven't really had any luck at all (big surprise, right?)… Let's finish it off today with an AOL-bashing classic:
From: Devilishjess***
Date: Fri, 17 Aug 2001 01:26:30 EDT
Subject: (no subject)HEY WHATS UP I WANNA BE COME A MEMBER OF BMEZINE BUT I ODNT KNOW HOW THIS IS THE WEBSITE EVERY I WANNA TALK OT PEOPLE ON HERE AND STUFF HOW DO I DO OKAY WELL ILL LET U GO OKAY BYE
(**<3**JeSsIy*
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