Public ridicule anyone?

First let me warn you, going on a talk show is generally a bad idea. They'll lie to you, abuse you, and no matter how nice the producers seem, they'll fuck you over if it serves their interests. Remember, the producers are trained and paid to get you to come on the show — they don't really care about you. Also, they'll try and make you sign messed up releases and all sorts of stuff. If you go on a talk show, get everything you can in writing — I know some people who are desireable force them to sign “positive portrayal” contracts… And don't believe them when they say “Oh, even Elton John signed this release — it's standard.” And whatever you do, make them pay you at least a bit.

Anyway. If you still want to be made an ass of, I just got this email/press release from Evan Aaronson, under the subject line “Body Modificators Needed for New Talk Show”:


Do You Have a Conflict With Someone Close To You?

Whether it's a sibling, friend, roommate, boss, co-worker, or significant other, we all run into road bumps in our lives. While some of us deal with these obstacles, others of us remain indecisive on which direction we want to go.

If you're at an impasse in your relationship, we invite you to get off the fence and MAKE A CHOICE. Are you going to TALK it out, or WALK away?

Hosted by best-selling author and relationship expert, Michael Baisden, the new show, Talk or Walk features people from all walks of life who want to resolve their relationships.

After listening to both sides of the story, he and the studio audience offer insightful opinions as to whether reconciliation appears possilbe.

You can then make a more informed decision about which direction you want to take.

Most importantly, you can finally put an end to your indecision and bring your relationship to its proper conclusion.

INTERESTED PARTIES, PLEASE CALL 323-769-6773.

NOTE: This show is done in a classy way - along the lines of Oprah.

Yeah, we really believe you that the show is going to be "classy". Ha. I guess if you feel like being abused on the air by Michael Baisden, go for it... Oh, and if you go there and refuse to sign their stupid release forms, they won't put you on the air, and they still have to pay for your lodging and airfare... hint hint! Free trip!

Wow Shannon, that's really annoying! What is it, 1997 on Geocities? Retroweb is NOT cool!

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