Cork to Rebekah to MiL0 to Me
All my answers are boring.
- Are you happy with your living situation? It's better than being dead I guess.
- Have you ever gotten a job while you had visible modifications, if so what? I've never had a real job. I worked in a piercing studio, they didn't care. Other than that I haven't had a job except a couple lame summer jobs when I was still a kid.
- Does the job you have now allow visible tattoos and piercings? See above. I have no job.
- Have you ever masturbated to a clothing catalog such as JC Penney's, Victoria secrets, or some other? I don't think I've ever even seen one, sorry.
- Do you have pets, if so what kind? I have none. In the past I had mastiffs but they die far too quickly.
- Do you eat peanut butter straight from the jar? I would if I had some.
- Do you slack off at work on a daily basis? Again, I have no job so to speak. If I did I'm sure I'd slack off. But, I liked all this so much I bought the company, and now I work like a madman (on account of actually being a madman perhaps).
- Do you do volunteer work? Yes, and I donate to a number of charities and I pay my taxes. I'm a responsible citizen.
- Do you have any Felony Charges? The charges were reduced, so no, but almost. And I've been threatened with far more than could ever be made stick.
- If a part of you was amputated willingly or not, would you eat it given the chance? How do you know I already haven't? I have no problem with it.
- Would you donate your testicles or ovaries to medical research? No.
- Would you give a kidney to someone you didn't know? Definitely not.
- Does the sight of your mate make your heart flutter or crotch throb? Damn right, on both counts. See below.
- How many hours a day are you online? Usually about 18.
- What are your views on the Church of body modification? I have some concerns that they will be written off as a sideshow act, but I believe strongly in its importance and support it and contribute to it in every way I can.
- What type of social experiences do you have with friends usually? Most commonly dinner and drinks.
- What one thing do you want to say for the record? What do you want to make really clear? Everything is beautiful. If you can't see that, you've got your eyes closed.
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