Lend me $2,000,000?

Can anyone loan me $2,000,000? I promise I'll pay you back. Deal of a lifetime… I've wanted to buy an island since I was a kid. This is a 295 acre island off Panama… It's got amazing beaches and to me, sounds like the ideal location for The Church Of Body Modification's first monastary?

Wow Shannon, that's really annoying! What is it, 1997 on Geocities? Retroweb is NOT cool!

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