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Rod: Hey
Todd: Hey bro. What's up? :-)
Rod: Not much, yourself?
Rod: I'm ignoring my girlfriend because she's incredibly aggitating.
Todd: Getting ready to go play mini-golf with my girlfriend :-)
Todd: Really? How so?
Rod: I made her go to the store to get drinks for us. She's driving me absolutely batty.
Todd: lol
Rod: She keeps trying to get me into bed. I'm just not ready for that kind of commitment.
Rod: What should I do?
Todd: Glad to see I'm not alone on that part.
Todd: I'd say just to let her know that up front. You'll do better that way than to hide it.
Rod: She keeps trying to get me to do anal and I'm not comfortable with that. She says it doesn't count as sex.
Rod: She's incredibly beautiful though. I almost can't resist.
Todd: Hehe. I hear ya. I'm very anti-anal sex, too.
Hmmm… This is a tough one.
Todd: Have you told her how you feel about all this yet?
Rod: Well, I just used my hand and she didn't know because she was blindfolded
Todd: lol!
Rod: She's really into a lot of kink. I'm just not so sure I can keep this facade up.
Todd: It's definately best to tell her, then.
Rod: I'm so into her. I can't help myself. I've got to prepare. When she returns I'll take her into my arms and give her some hot anal luvvin that she won't soon forget!
Todd: Hehehe :-)
Rod: Thank you for your advice!
Rod: You're such a wonderful friend!
Rod: See yah!!
Todd: lol, no prob, bro :-)