When I got home, I found that my neighbor had blocked my driveway with his van, so I couldn't get in. So, I parked behind him, hopped out, and walked on in to find him cleaning my back yard, something he's been asking me to finish for weeks…
So I got stuck cleaning for forty minutes — and we're talking some gross stuff. I smell like pig manure, and I say that with the experience of having grown up on a farm. He wouldn't move his van until we were done!
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